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    when i was in jr high a poor asian kid tried to shame me because i was rich

    he was my buddy, yick, an we exchanged gifts one christmas. when we exchanged them, i opened mine and it was a pair of wool gloves without fingers. he opened his an i got him a entry level tag heuer. he got all mad and said "you're rich!" in a mean way intended to make me feel shame.

    i did feel shame. but not anymore.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    This never happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo View Post
    This never happened
    people said the same thing when i accidentally drank a bottle of stuff that makes you poop a lot thinking it was soda pop. until i posted audio proof.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    who the fuck gives tag heuers (sp) in jr high??

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    You should have bought him wool glove fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    who the fuck gives tag heuers (sp) in jr high??
    i was rich, bro. yick wasn't lying.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    You should have bought him wool glove fingers.
    i didn't understand the gloves. in my world gloves are to keep your fingers warm. these didn't make sense.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    what i learnt was that the poor people have turned a good thing (being rich) into a bad thing. but being poor is the bad thing. that's why we make fun a the poor.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i was rich, bro. yick wasn't lying.
    I knew some rich kids here and there, but a tag heuer (sp) is a whole different level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JumboWop View Post
    those are good, homey.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    I knew some rich kids here and there, but a tag heuer (sp) is a whole different level.
    entry level only.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i didn't understand the gloves. in my world gloves are to keep your fingers warm. these didn't make sense.
    He probably rolled his own cigarettes.
    Being a poor asian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    He probably rolled his own cigarettes.
    Being a poor asian.
    he was a boat person. laotian or hmong or something.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    we were way rich til my dad died and then we moved into a single wide in a shitty trailer park.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    we were way rich til my dad died and then we moved into a single wide in a shitty trailer park.




    one time i told yick it was weird that my house had three people and like 100 rooms and his house had three rooms and like 100 people.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post



    one time i told yick it was weird that my house had three people and like 100 rooms and his house had three rooms and like 100 people.
    Asian Kenny McCormick.

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    Were you Richie Rich rich, or just normal people rich?

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    Did you have a sleep over with him?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    One of his kin probably helped make the watch back in the old country and it pissed old Yick off.

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