I was at a friend's backyard party when these kids wanted to me to go on the trampoline with them. It was one of those trampolines with the mesh fence around it.
Well, one of the little bastards starts to jump really hard, causing me (of course) to bounce too. I was worried I might land on one of them so instinctively, I reached out for one of the posts that holds the fence around the trampoline, subsequently snapping the rod and ejecting myself off the trampoline.
It was one of the funniest moments of my life. Everyone was all like "are you okay?! are you okay?!," and i was just lying on my back, laughing my ass off.
Youtube searching "fat people falling", "fat people dancing" or even just "fat people" can usually yield hours of lol-filled entertainment.
Originally Posted by Scott
I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.