
Originally Posted by
gilaet
This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench.
Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, You cant work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.
Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.
Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, It says sprocket not socket!"

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