David Spade didn't score with this hot chick in college

[shockingmary]

What exactly is David Spade's allure? Is being a smarmy little twerp so sexy? I don't get it.

[IlluminatiJones]

Notice the absence of David in that pic. That's a relatively recent pic; he was "dating" her about 7 years ago, when she was still looking good.....................as evidenced by the pic where they're actually together.

and that was just one stop on the tour..................

I think Spade's a smarmy, sarcastic prick and a jerkoff, and he seems like a really lousy friend from the stories Artie's told about him.........................in addition to the fact that he didn't even go to Farley's funeral............................but the guy's quite the cocksman. And he played it smart never getting married.

And he's like a cat career-wise; he always lands some cushy gig that lasts for years, and he does a lot of other stuff between those cushy gigs.

[king october]

I think Spade's a smarmy, sarcastic prick and a jerkoff, and he seems like a really lousy friend from the stories Artie's told about him.........................in addition to the fact that he didn't even go to Farley's funeral............................but the guy's quite the cocksman. And he played it smart never getting married.

[stripes]

hooking up with sandler was his best career move.

[tHISisKiSSeL]

spade - unquestionably not a gay
howard stern - lots of questions

why didn't howard's "mad tear" include anybody other than anonymous club goers, 2 b-list "celebrities" and a horse?

[IlluminatiJones]

spade - unquestionably not a gay
howard stern - lots of questions

why didn't howard's "mad tear" include anybody other than anonymous club goers, 2 b-list "celebrities" and a horse?

and the two "celebrities" were Buchwald clients

[fccstandards]

She's an ASU 4

[PiggyMohammad]

What exactly is David Spade's allure? Is being a smarmy little twerp so sexy? I don't get it.

He allegedly uses his money on paying women to be seen with him and a great Hair-system:
"Spade is very sensitive to light. The combination of bright lights on-set and working under sunlight while filming Black Sheep caused permanent damage to his eyes. Spade says of his condition: "I have to wear a hat even indoors and flashes in particular freak me out.I even have to make them turn down the lights in the make-up trailers"
Before.

After.

[SchwoogieBuzzer]

Is that blood on the photograph from when Skippy beat the shit out of Spade? Still unanswered questions to that relationship.