Lohan freckled cleavage and Maria Menounos leather pants ass shot

[eliasbboy]

So I guess a Rescue Dog pen is out of the question

Now that's just crazy talk.

[eliasbboy]

Whoa whoa whoa Elias

Sorry. I usually wake up a bit cranky.

[Capn Crud]

Some new Kendall Jenner

Those look like mom jeans

[Schmoopy]

Holy shit, I just woke my daughter up from laughing. The little smart ass called me a "whacko".

My kids would probably call me worse shit than that if I had kids.

[jackie the jerk]

Maria and her rescue dog yesterday on the set of Extra!

Kim K?

[jaw_belize]

What does menunoose boyfriend look like?

[Johnnykstaint]

Lohan is looking allright there...

[Popeye Saavedra]

Maria and her rescue dog yesterday on the set of Extra!

[Atomic Wedgie]

I can't stand the "rescue dog" term.

Bitch, you didn't rescue shit. Your fucking dog was sitting in a nice warm shelter, having baths and getting fed all kinds of healthy foo foo dog food.

Unless you pulled Fido out of a burning building during an earthquake STFU about the "rescue" shit.

And it's a pretty cool looking dog as well, I'm thinking someone didn't want it anymore and gave it to a shelter. I've got one dog that is a true rescue, she was a wild pup living in the streets of Tijuana, and she was a month away from being made into a taco when we got her.

[Atomic Wedgie]

Some new Kendall Jenner

Will she lose her virginity to an NFL player, or NBA?? I'm thinking Kevin Garnettwill be the lucky fella.

[The Gas Face]

I dunno, man. I see Maria and I think 'sweaty mess in there.' Not a flattering shot. From the waist down, at least.

I read a lot of gay things on this site. Between Mario's visitor messages to Splash, B Mike with the BBC, and Schmoopy with his love for well hung porn stars, but this might take the cake