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    Have any of you mofos or byotches ever used an elliptical?

    Like to exercise and stuff? I'm thinking about buying one.

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    What kind of stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What kind of stuff?
    You know what.

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    Never heard of it.

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    Best cardio you can do. If it has a weight loss setting make sure to use that. It is basically a routine of combined low and high speeds with different degrees of incline

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    Make sure it is quality or it will quickly break.

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    My friend has one. I house-sat for her and used it. Kicked my ass.
    I liked it better than a treadmill or a stairmaster.
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    I have an EliptiGO. It is a chick magnet.

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    Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by synch22 View Post
    Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.
    I have a nagging foot injury that only bothers me when I run, yet I can ride a bike or use an eliptical for ever. I wish I could run but when I try, after about 5 minutes, every step feels like I'm being smashed on the foot with a hammer.
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    I've got a Nordic Track elliptical and it's aight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Like to exercise and stuff? I'm thinking about buying one.

    you fucking pussy, just go for a run with a beer in each hand. you are welcome



    and on a serious note dont buy one they dont give you a good workout. get a rower instead...all body workout and cardio

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    you fucking pussy, just go for a run with a beer in each hand. you are welcome



    and on a serious note dont buy one they dont give you a good workout. get a rower instead...all body workout and cardio
    thatx2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo View Post
    Best cardio you can do. If it has a weight loss setting make sure to use that. It is basically a routine of combined low and high speeds with different degrees of incline

    you are fucking dumb and probably have feminine features. prison has made you weak like bird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by synch22 View Post
    Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.
    Really? Do tell more .... I tried running but my KNEES ACHED. Stopped.

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    I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!

    we fuck later

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    Weights and a jump rope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Weights and a jump rope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Like to exercise and stuff? I'm thinking about buying one.
    Yeah it's a good machine. I bought a lifecycle and a treadmill but my s.o. wants an eliptical so that's next.

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