Have any of you mofos or byotches ever used an elliptical?

**Smell Muhfinger** · 02-06-2013, 08:02 PM

Like to exercise and stuff? I'm thinking about buying one.

**gilaet** · 02-06-2013, 08:03 PM

What kind of stuff?

**Smell Muhfinger** · 02-06-2013, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by gilaet

What kind of stuff?

You know what.

**gilaet** · 02-06-2013, 08:05 PM

Never heard of it.

**Johnny Chimpo** · 02-06-2013, 08:05 PM

Best cardio you can do. If it has a weight loss setting make sure to use that. It is basically a routine of combined low and high speeds with different degrees of incline

**DrSublux** · 02-06-2013, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo

Best cardio you can do. If it has a weight loss setting make sure to use that. It is basically a routine of combined low and high speeds with different degrees of incline

you are fucking dumb and probably have feminine features. prison has made you weak like bird.

**AmishGirl** · 02-06-2013, 10:34 PM

I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!

**DrSublux** · 02-06-2013, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!

we fuck later

**Mack** · 02-06-2013, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

I guess I'm in the minority; I don't like elipticals AT ALL. I must prefer treadmills or stairmaster. I love treadmills at 9 incline or higher!

rock hard ass?

**AmishGirl** · 02-06-2013, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Mack

rock hard ass?

Not since I've been sick; gained damn 5 pounds. But I'm back on my feet again; I will lose it!!!

**Ralph** · 02-07-2013, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by DrSublux

you are fucking dumb and probably have feminine features. prison has made you weak like bird.

**Divorce Chicken** · 02-06-2013, 08:08 PM

Make sure it is quality or it will quickly break.

**Samurai** · 02-07-2013, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by Divorce Chicken

Make sure it is quality or it will quickly break.

This. I recommend you do careful research. There's a lot of junk cardio equipment out there.

**Wing** · 02-06-2013, 08:32 PM

My friend has one. I house-sat for her and used it. Kicked my ass.
I liked it better than a treadmill or a stairmaster.

**Estocada** · 02-07-2013, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by Wing

My friend has one. I house-sat for her and used it. Kicked my ass.
I liked it better than a treadmill or a stairmaster.

I did too. Works everything. No impact to joints since you don't lift off the track

**Ridic Too** · 02-06-2013, 08:41 PM

I have an EliptiGO. It is a chick magnet.

**synch22** · 02-06-2013, 08:47 PM

Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.

**Scott** · 02-06-2013, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by synch22

Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.

I have a nagging foot injury that only bothers me when I run, yet I can ride a bike or use an eliptical for ever. I wish I could run but when I try, after about 5 minutes, every step feels like I'm being smashed on the foot with a hammer.

**AmishGirl** · 02-06-2013, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by synch22

Go out and run.... best weight loss method there is. Its hard to start but soon becomes routine and u will have to do it. I'm 70lbs down from most I weighed, mostly by running not so much dieting.

Really? Do tell more .... I tried running but my KNEES ACHED. Stopped.