Pres. Obama Is Your DAD, Your BOSS - Chris Rock

**stripes** · 02-06-2013, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by The Booey

Funny but I don't remember Rock saying the President was our dad and boss when Bush was President.

he doesnt have to think it all the way thro, the media will give him a pass for sucking hopey changys dick.
& michelle is beautiful & the most photographed woman in the world because the media keeps saying so.

**EOMS** · 02-06-2013, 07:38 PM

What a maroon.

**KillVampires** · 02-06-2013, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by ohmicah

He looks kinda scared and didn't really sell the message all that well.

Because there's cops all deep in this.

**NotMyBro** · 02-06-2013, 08:04 PM

Some more Obongo pics:

**ohmicah** · 02-06-2013, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

Because there's cops all deep in this.

I think they have his puppy.

**Patron** · 02-06-2013, 09:17 PM

The notion that the president is your dad or boss is exactly what's wrong with this country....What a terrible message

**KillVampires** · 02-06-2013, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Patron

The notion that the president is your dad or boss is exactly what's wrong with this country....What a terrible message

What do you expect from comedy? Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Patrice O'Neal are dead. Where are people going to get their views from now? Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher? All talentless mediocre hacks pretending that they are on the same level as Carlin or Hicks. Carlin is probably looking up from hell....screaming up at us.

**Chimney Portions** · 02-06-2013, 10:42 PM

Well, as silly as Chris Rock's statement is, at least he's consistent. He's always had such unwavering respect for the Oval Office!

Right?

If I was an advocate of gun control, I'd be so PISSED at Hollywood. They really turned this whole thing into a huge joke.

**Phantom Lord** · 02-06-2013, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

I like when they say in the video, "how many more movie theaters?" I have been going to the movies for 30+ years and can think of only one movie theater mass shooting (Colorado). If there are 50,000 movies shown each year in the U.S. and once in the past 50 years there was a mass shooting inside a theater does it really need the question, "how many more movie theaters?"

**Chimney Portions** · 02-06-2013, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by isabella

no. he isn't my dad.
no, he isn't my boss.

we are his bosses.

Nope, he's our boss. And we are his servants.

See?

You can skip to 3:45 if you don't want to be suffocated by the pompous douchebaggery.

**Chimney Portions** · 02-06-2013, 10:57 PM

If Obama's Boss Daddy, what does that make Biden? Is he our wacky Manager Uncle?

**Avery** · 02-06-2013, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

Did Chris quickly retreat to his gated community full of evil white people?

His gated community where he can't comprehend that white dentists, doctors live in his same neighborhood.

@ 3:05 if you want to hear a genuine stupid person. "He's just a dentist!"

**Samurai** · 02-06-2013, 11:32 PM

Tsk, tsk, Stern and Rock. Both were once refreshing and avant-garde, now each has degraded into lazy, vapid political correctness. Almost makes me sad, except when I remind myself what giant douche bags they are.

Know more bullshit.

**Chimney Portions** · 02-07-2013, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Avery

His gated community where he can't comprehend that white dentists, doctors live in his same neighborhood.

@ 3:05 if you want to hear a genuine stupid person. "He's just a dentist!"

What a fucking douche bag! One guy went to medical school and made an amazing career out of fixing people's teeth...and one guy was a Jamaican who used to fish with his bare hands and then realized he was good at throwing a ball into a hoop (but never enough to win a ring.)

Holy shit, what an asshole. Chris Rock has enough money to buy a fucking island and he's complaining about living next to some cracker who's "just a dentist." You gotta love the great lengths that the ultra-rich will go to paint themselves as victims.

I hope his fake teeth all fall out.

Edit: PS: Rock wants the license to fail and then come back and learn? That's what he's striving for? Go look at his fucking IMDB page. That motherfucker hasn't been in a good movie since New Jack City, yet he still gets movies and still has the power to get movies MADE. Based on a movie career that has been an absolutely failure. Talk about out of touch. What the fuck is Pookie smokin'??

**Avery** · 02-07-2013, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Chimney Portions

What a fucking douche bag! One guy went to medical school and made an amazing career out of fixing people's teeth...and one guy was a Jamaican who used to fish with his bare hands and then realized he was good at throwing a ball into a hoop (but never enough to win a ring.)

Holy shit, what an asshole. Chris Rock has enough money to buy a fucking island and he's complaining about living next to some cracker who's "just a dentist." You gotta love the great lengths that the ultra-rich will go to paint themselves as victims.

I hope his fake teeth all fall out.

He unknowingly explains the problem. As do all progressive chuds.

Rock thinks it's embarrassing to hold a middle class job working for UPS. That pretty much describes the all or nothing nigger* culture of the US.

I thought this clip said a lot. Chris Rock, he came up with a hilarious 2 hours.....but he feels superior to a person that learned a craft (dentistry) and work it 40-50 hours a day. The concept of "Work" is so weird to Rock. Imagine how "weird" it is to the typical urban american. All or nothing.

**Chimney Portions** · 02-07-2013, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Avery

He unknowingly explains the problem. As do all progressive chuds.

Rock thinks it's embarrassing to hold a middle class job working for UPS. That pretty much describes the all or nothing nigger* culture of the US.

I thought this clip said a lot. Chris Rock, he came up with a hilarious 2 hours.....but he feels superior to a person that learned a craft (dentistry) and work it 40-50 hours a day. The concept of "Work" is so weird to Rock. Imagine how "weird" it is to the typical urban american. All or nothing.

Honestly, I didn't even listen to the whole clip...just the part you "recommended." I almost don't want to go and watch the whole thing because I'll have no way to channel the inevitable hate I'll get from it in a healthy way. The lack of humility and the sheer desperation to find self-victimization is mind blowing, man.

When you're worth well over a hundred million and your complaint is that you're still (somehow) relegated to live next to an affluent, white dentist, you just lost the right to be relevant forever. Maybe it's guilt or maybe it's his way of still trying to relate to the "community" he wants to belong to, but man it comes off so bad.

And if that dentist made a video bitching about the fact that he's spent so many years in med school and so many years fixing the mouths of assholes and, yet, he still has to live in a neighborhood with some chick who sings fried chicken jingles, he'd be ostracized!

**KillVampires** · 02-07-2013, 01:19 AM

This is why Paul Mooney is great. He shits all over artists who do lame commercials. He was killing MC Hammer and Oprah and all the other black sellouts for years in his act.

**HS Cult Leader** · 02-07-2013, 02:28 AM

Amazing, if this was said by a white comedian (anybody), the press would call him a racist for playing on racial stereotypes.

Like from the (REAL) "Longest Yard", when the guard asks a black guy: "Why all you spades call each other Brotha, because half of you don't know who your daddy is, so you just might be Brotha's"