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    Are any of you up on DNA? Topo?

    are any of you also?

    I remember there were a few.
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    I think "use" was and the blonde nurse with the pretty smile who loved DMB and had a fucked up keyboard... I can't remember her screen name.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Hey Mack. My Ford dealer sent me a coupon for $1000 toward a car. Do you think I could go pick out a $1000 used car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    I think "use" was and the blonde nurse with the pretty smile who loved DMB and had a fucked up keyboard... I can't remember her screen name.
    Guess there's something about adopted chicks and DMB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Hey Mack. My Ford dealer sent me a coupon for $1000 toward a car. Do you think I could go pick out a $1000 used car?
    Oh God no. I bet there is a copy of "War and Peace" in the fine print.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    Guess there's something about adopted chicks and DMB.
    Do you know your birth parents?

    P.S. I'm learning about those boundary thingys from FTM, so if this crosses one feel free to tell me to get fucked.

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    Ha!! it was YooHoo!!
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Do you know your birth parents?

    P.S. I'm learning about those boundary thingys from FTM, so if this crosses one feel free to tell me to get fucked.
    Nope. And I have no need or desire to know anything about them. (Other than some huge inheritance, which sure would be nice)

    You?
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    I "adopted" a little nigger from Somalia over the phone one night when I was drunk.

    Then I beat my buddy in pool one night and instead of having him pay me I got him to take over support of Sango for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    I "adopted" a little nigger from Somalia over the phone one night when I was drunk.

    Then I beat my buddy in pool one night and instead of having him pay me I got him to take over support of Sango for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    I "adopted" a little nigger from Somalia over the phone one night when I was drunk.

    Then I beat my buddy in pool one night and instead of having him pay me I got him to take over support of Sango for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    That was a very true story by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    I "adopted" a little nigger from Somalia over the phone one night when I was drunk.

    Then I beat my buddy in pool one night and instead of having him pay me I got him to take over support of Sango for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    Nope. And I have no need or desire to know anything about them. (Other than some huge inheritance, which sure would be nice)

    You?
    I'm balls deep into tracking them down now. I'm within 1 generation of tacking down my dad and I'm getting a lot closer on my mom's side right now.


    I thought I had my dad but I jumped the gun. Thru family trees I've got it narrowed down to 8 possible on my dad's side and I'm a ways away from my any concreate proof on the maternal side.

    What a fucking daunting task.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    My uncle decided to be a nice guy and adopt some 9 year old from a bad background. Long story short he had to fight false allegations about molesting her and now has three half black grand kids from three different bruthas. Being a nice guy really pays off don't it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    I'm balls deep into tracking them down now. I'm within 1 generation of tacking down my dad and I'm getting a lot closer on my mom's side right now.


    I thought I had my dad but I jumped the gun. Thru family trees I've got it narrowed down to 8 possible on my dad's side and I'm a ways away from my any concreate proof on the maternal side.

    What a fucking daunting task.
    Good luck! Not sure how old you are but getting those records unsealed can sometimes be very hard.

    I have always felt that the mother and father I have/had were more than enough. But I know I'm in the minority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    My uncle decided to be a nice guy and adopt some 9 year old from a bad background. Long story short he had to fight false allegations about molesting her and now has three half black grand kids from three different bruthas. Being a nice guy really pays off don't it
    yeah, more than once growing up my adopted mom told me she wished she'd never adopted me. she was quick to point out it was nothing against me, but it was my adopted dad's idea and he died when I was a little Mack. bitch even told me they fought about it for weeks before she relented.


    I don't generally go overboard for her on mothers day.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    Good luck! Not sure how old you are but getting those records unsealed can sometimes be very hard.

    I have always felt that the mother and father I have/had were more than enough. But I know I'm in the minority.
    thankfully Alaska was a front runner for adoptee's rights. It cast me $10 and 20 minutes, but my birth certificate has been one deadend after another.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    I'm so sorry!!!!

    I always thought that's the ONE thing we have over everyone else: no one can never say "I never wanted you!"

    For real, I'm sorry. That sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    I'm so sorry!!!!

    I always thought that's the ONE thing we have over everyone else: no one can never say "I never wanted you!"

    For real, I'm sorry. That sucks.
    Right? We don't hangout and do brunch.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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