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    Imagine losing a hundred pounds and still being a fat fuck.

    It happened to Honey Boo Boo's mama:



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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Yeah that blonde hair is doing a whole lot for her
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    I wish I could lose a hundred pounds
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I wish I could lose a hundred pounds
    The night the fat chick left your apartment because you wouldn't bang her you must have lost at least 200 pounds.

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    can someone please make this piece of shit irrelevant?
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    can someone please make this piece of shit irrelevant?
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I wish I could lose a hundred pounds
    Diet and exercise, baby.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Never seen an episode of that show, and never will. You should kill yourself right away if you even happen to see a commercial.
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    I want to fuck young boys
    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Never seen an episode of that show, and never will. You should kill yourself right away if you even happen to see a commercial.
    I tried watching it once. They're grossly uneducated and it was all about farting and picking their noses. I was fucking OUT.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I wish I could lose a hundred pounds
    Are you familiar with body dysmorphic disorder (BDD)?

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    saw it for 2 minutes; they melted a stick of butter into a pot of spaghetti, and topped it with catsup...
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Are you familiar with body dysmorphic disorder (BDD)?
    he swears he isn't
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    he swears he isn't
    I mean, it's usually the chicks that go on and on like that.

    And faegs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Are you familiar with body dysmorphic disorder (BDD)?
    Wut
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    I mean, it's usually the chicks that go on and on like that.

    And faegs.
    i would have bet money
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    saw it for 2 minutes; they melted a stick of butter into a pot of spaghetti, and topped it with catsup...
    Man, if only Cherzer knew how to boil water...
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    The night the fat chick left your apartment because you wouldn't bang her you must have lost at least 200 pounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Man, if only Cherzer knew how to boil water...
    I've made spaghetti you renob
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    somebody say something?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Whoever you are.

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