Fucking old people at Subway

[P-B]

Laugh now. you're going to be old one day,

Chriza? No, he's not.

[GHP]

"I'd like the breaded meatball sandwich, some baked Lay's potato chips, and three chocolate chips cookies. Oh and toast the bread on my sandwich plz"

[O Face]

Behind an oldie in the express line at Kroger is so painful. First, they leave their cart behind them so that you can't even reach the counter to put your shit up there behind theirs. Then they give the coupons. Then they write a check that takes forever with their arthritic shaking hands. After that entire ordeal, the cashier has to go bag their shit. ugh

Also for some reason, I don't know if it is WIC or what it is, but the welfare recipients have to pay separately with these vouchers for differnt shit on their grocery list. Has anyone had this experience? You will jump in the express lane and someone will have like 8 items, but they have to br wrung up in four speaprate transactions, and in each one the cashier must have to type in 1 million digits of code for the fucking voucher. this may be worse because at least if you see the oldie you can avoid. But the WIC vouchers -- you have no idea until they whip them out.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Who is a better Subway spokesperson, Chriza or Jared?

Hmmmmm...well they both were fat and then lost weight...

[Popeye Saavedra]

"I'd like the breaded meatball sandwich, some baked Lay's potato chips, and three chocolate chips cookies. Oh and toast the bread on my sandwich plz"

I'm sure he got a Diet Coke too.

[gilaet]

Chriza was fat?

[GHP]

Chriza was fat?

Not animalpud fat, but Shiv fat yeah

[Babs]

Behind an oldie in the express line at Kroger is so painful. First, they leave their cart behind them so that you can't even reach the counter to put your shit up there behind theirs. Then they give the coupons. Then they write a check that takes forever with their arthritic shaking hands. After that entire ordeal, the cashier has to go bag their shit. ugh

Also for some reason, I don't know if it is WIC or what it is, but the welfare recipients have to pay separately with these vouchers for differnt shit on their grocery list. Has anyone had this experience? You will jump in the express lane and someone will have like 8 items, but they have to br wrung up in four speaprate transactions, and in each one the cashier must have to type in 1 million digits of code for the fucking voucher. this may be worse because at least if you see the oldie you can avoid. But the WIC vouchers -- you have no idea until they whip them out.

Wow

[Chriza]

Chriza was fat?

[O Face]

Wow

Am I wrong here?

[Babs]

Am I wrong here?

You've studied this.

[AmishGirl]

Or you get behind the Indian people that want to try to bargain with the cashier..then ask for everythign to be price checked.

Oh GADS ... everything with them is DISCOUNT-DISCOUNT-DISCOUNT .... shut, the fuck up ....

[J High]

i hate it when the local assisted living place drops off a busload of oldies at the grocery when i'm trying to get in/out in a hurry.

Yeah, they drop these fuckers off in my shopping center....they go to the market, then the thrift center, then my store....look around, take samples & wait for the goddamn bus to come back while chatting my ear off (I'm sorry I called them fuckers)

[O Face]

You've studied this.

For some reason, sitting in line waiting needlessly heightens my powers of perception

[Babs]

For some reason, sitting in line waiting needlessly heightens my powers of perception

Just play wwf til its your turn.

[Babs]

Yeah, they drop these fuckers off in my shopping center....they go to the market, then the thrift center, then my store....look around, take samples & wait for the goddamn bus to come back while chatting my ear off (I'm sorry I called them fuckers)

Fuckers

[Schmoopy]

[Chriza]

[O Face]

Just play wwf til its your turn.

very zen -- thanks for the tip.

[Vyb]

did you see it right off, or did it take a while?

It took a second because it looked especially bulbous.