There's a Howard Joke in here somewhere.
A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it
pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's
horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.
The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend
to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next
door and mess with the neighbour's horse."
After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in
Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.
He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it
would have a horse-man baby."
Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was
sentenced to four months in jail.
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