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  1. 02-05-2013, 09:05 PM #1
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    Man caught having sex with horse was 'trying to make it pregnant'

    There's a Howard Joke in here somewhere.

    A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it
    pregnant with a "horse-man baby".


    Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's
    horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.


    The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend
    to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next
    door and mess with the neighbour's horse."


    After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in
    Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.


    He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it
    would have a horse-man baby."


    Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was
    sentenced to four months in jail.

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz2K51oHh1e


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  2. 02-05-2013, 09:06 PM #2
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    Alex Rodriguez would approve.
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  3. 02-05-2013, 09:16 PM #3
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    He really crossed the line with that.
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  4. 02-05-2013, 09:17 PM #4
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    howcie invented this?
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  5. 02-05-2013, 09:17 PM #5
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  6. 02-05-2013, 09:30 PM #6
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    WTF is wrong with people. I hope they take his guns!
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    I just knew that shit was from Texas before I clicked on this thread.
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  8. 02-05-2013, 10:00 PM #8
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    rae is about to tell howcie to stop doing that to beff o, before he gets in real trouble mister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernListen View Post
    He really crossed the line with that.
    Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's
    horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

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  10. 02-05-2013, 10:57 PM #10
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    He must have seen a picture of Beth and figured a half horse half person was possible.
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  11. 02-05-2013, 10:58 PM #11
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    I usually don't fuck horses,
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    But when I do........
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    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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  12. 02-05-2013, 11:02 PM #12
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    howcie doesn't know what budwieser makes but beff o is clydsdale?
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  14. 02-05-2013, 11:09 PM #14
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    this is like the 10th beth/howard baby thread today
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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    The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend
    to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next
    door and mess with the neighbour's horse."

    Who among us men hasn't had the same thought?
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  16. 02-05-2013, 11:22 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    this is like the 10th beth/howard baby thread today
    Hey oooooo!
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    The sad part of the story that always gets left out is the affect on the horse. From this point forward, all of the other horses in the pasture will make fun of it and call it degrading names like "human humper" and "person pumper."
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  18. 02-06-2013, 06:24 AM #18
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    Hey, as long as they are both consenting mammals...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    No Friendship? Or Babality?
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  20. 02-06-2013, 06:30 AM #20
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    In Denmark they have animal bordellos. Sex with animals are legal there.

    Some people are sick...
    (insert white women and black men)
    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY
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