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    Bitch Lets Dude Tattoo His Name on her Face for Valentine's Day





    A tattoo artist convinced his girlfriend -- of less than 24 hours -- to allow him to ink his name on her face. Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, allowed Rouslan Toumaniantz to sign 'Ruslan' over her face in giant Gothic script on the day they met, the Daily Mail reports. The pair - who'd met on an online chat room - say they quickly fell 'head over heels in love' and soon after met in Moscow, Russia, where they decided to get married.


    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    If you lived in Russia, you might do stupid shit like this too.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    those Moscow girls really knock me out . . .
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Don't give Dev any ideas
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    might be the dumbest bitch ever.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    What the fuck?

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    When they break up she can always get a cover-up tattoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    might be the dumbest bitch ever.
    Nah, chicks can be pretty fucking stupid. This ain't shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Nah, chicks can be pretty fucking stupid. This ain't shit.
    that's why I said might be
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    that's why I said might be
    Hold me.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    what's worse is that she would tattoo his name on her snatch . . .
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Hold me.


    ok
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    I'm a sucker for an old time romance, what can I say I'm get a little teary thinking of them telling the story to their great grandchildren one day, Just like a Normansky Rockwellovitch painting......
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    My neck tat is better :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    My neck tat is better :P
    Money well spent
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    . . . and she was good-looking. I can almost justify it if she was ugly, then she'd have nothing to lose. But she looks like she might have been hawt. Not any more!
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post


    ok
    Not there. Down here.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    My neck tat is better :P
    that's like a fat girl trying on earrings. There's nothing those earrings are helping out.
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    My neck tat is better :P
    Does your daughter have a matching neck tattoo?
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Not there. Down here.
    you didn't say "down there", silly boy!! but okay!!
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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