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  1. 04-09-2013, 07:19 AM #1
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    I'm Visiting Dr. Jellyfingers Today

    wish me luck. I wore my best aftershave so I hope he is gentle.
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  2. 04-09-2013, 07:20 AM #2
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    What is Chriza's stance on Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches ?
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    lock your anal sphincter and demand a reach around
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  4. 04-09-2013, 07:32 AM #4
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    maybe your gerbil will bite him
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  5. 04-09-2013, 07:32 AM #5
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    I should have had chili for dinner last night and really made him earn his pay.
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  6. 04-09-2013, 07:32 AM #6
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    Make sure you bring him some candy.
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  7. 04-09-2013, 07:36 AM #7
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    bring him some finger lickin chicken for lunch
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  8. 04-09-2013, 07:36 AM #8
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    When he puts the finger in I'm going to make things uncomfortable by yelling "that's all you got?"
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  9. 04-09-2013, 07:38 AM #9
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    You should ask him if he thinks that women truly want a man with a larger penis.
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    If he has both hands on your shoulders at the time of exam then its safe to assume something WAY wrong is going on back there.
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    Just kidding. Good luck. I'm on my way to the accountant to finalize my taxes. We are both getting fucked up the ass today.
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    ya gotta wonder about a dude that chose that as a career path.

    i bet his family grosses out whenever they see him licking his fingers eating ribs etc...
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  14. 04-09-2013, 09:17 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Just kidding. Good luck. I'm on my way to the accountant to finalize my taxes. We are both getting fucked up the ass today.
    Just a yearly checkup. Don't worry, you all will have jokeland to not pay attention to for many more years.
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  15. 04-09-2013, 09:18 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
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    I'll try to position myself in front of a mirror so I can get a view of what going on out back...maybe a mirror on both sides of the room
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  16. 04-10-2013, 07:07 AM #16
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    Well, ladies, you will be glad to know the prostate is working fine and is ready for business.

    I don't know how you women cab accept taking it in the moon. Half a finger in the cakes had me seeing stars and feeling it for the rest of the day.

    I thought it was HIGHLY inappropriate for the doctor to give me a soft kiss on the cheek when I left. Is it normal protocol for him to schedule me in for weekly visits?
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  17. 04-10-2013, 08:00 AM #17
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    find a woman doctor. they have much smaller fingers but i still go up on my toes and start to sweat.

    i don't know how people take ass fucking. yowsa. :eef:
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  18. 04-10-2013, 08:19 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    find a woman doctor. they have much smaller fingers but i still go up on my toes and start to sweat.

    i don't know how people take ass fucking. yowsa. :eef:
    Yet they do....
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