I think I am slowing killing myself

[newcastlefan]

no need to kill yourself. life is pretty good at doing that all by itself.

[Schmoopy]

Can you take schmoopy with you?

I wish

Alert!

[Schmoopy]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Popeye Saavedra]

Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today?

You ever have to talk a guy down from jumping off a ledge?

[Billy]

Fuck it all.

You are doing it wrong.

[Lemmy]

You ever have to talk a guy down from jumping off a ledge?

I have. I get sent as a last resort. I know enough to say what I should say and not what I think.

Quick story time.....

'twas on scene quite a few years ago for a guy threatening to shoot himself in the chest with a gun. I was at the perimeter, not in the room with him BTW. A supervisor is on scene trying to get him to put down the gun and talk but the dude won't comply. Finally the boss asks if he'd put down the gun for a cigarette so the dude says "OK". The only problem was that nobody on scene had a cigarette to give him. So the boss says "sorry, we don't have a cigarette....." and the dude shrugs and shoots himself in the heart.

[Popeye Saavedra]

I have. I get sent as a last resort. I know enough to say what I should say and not what I think.

Quick story time.....

'twas on scene quite a few years ago for a guy threatening to shoot himself in the chest with a gun. I was at the perimeter, not in the room with him BTW. A supervisor is on scene trying to get him to put down the gun and talk but the dude won't comply. Finally the boss asks if he'd put down the gun for a cigarette so the dude says "OK". The only problem was that nobody on scene had a cigarette to give him. So the boss says "sorry, we don't have a cigarette....." and the dude shrugs and shoots himself in the heart.

Smoking is bad for you anyways.

[Lemmy]

Smoking is bad for you anyways.

I told that supervisor that I always felt like shooting myself when he gave rollcall and that I couldn't believe it took so long for someone to actually do it. I'm a gem!

[Hateman]

I have. I get sent as a last resort. I know enough to say what I should say and not what I think.

Quick story time.....

'twas on scene quite a few years ago for a guy threatening to shoot himself in the chest with a gun. I was at the perimeter, not in the room with him BTW. A supervisor is on scene trying to get him to put down the gun and talk but the dude won't comply. Finally the boss asks if he'd put down the gun for a cigarette so the dude says "OK". The only problem was that nobody on scene had a cigarette to give him. So the boss says "sorry, we don't have a cigarette....." and the dude shrugs and shoots himself in the heart.

[Mr Sinister]

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't do it

[MatthewT]

well, get busy living, or get busy dying

[Gadmus126]

and how are you doing this?

[MatthewT]

probably getting fat

[beatlejews]

good idea