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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Probably

    But Texas = shithole
    arkansas = super duper off the charts shithole
    so a town on the boarder of both a shithole and a super duper off the charts shithole must be some kind of massive super white dwarf kind of black hole super sun sized shithole


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Probably

    But Texas = shithole
    arkansas = super duper off the charts shithole
    so a town on the boarder of both a shithole and a super duper off the charts shithole must be some kind of massive super white dwarf kind of black hole super sun sized shithole

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    Most of it's dry, so that sucks

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    Oh yeah, and this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    I forgot about that gif

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    Most of it's dry, so that sucks
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    Oh yeah, and this:

    I will avoid tanning before I go. and bring water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    I forgot about that gif





    I will avoid tanning before I go. and bring water.
    Alcohol dry, not water dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Alcohol dry, not water dry
    oh for real????? fuck no. the whole place? what parts? that inhuman

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    jesus, what would you drink??

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    Most of East Texas used to be dry. Only certain counties sold Alcohol. When I was in college the only county that was wet was the one the college was located in. Right at the county line there were firework stands that sold alcohol to people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    jesus, what would you drink??
    You just went to the wet county and picked it up and took it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    most of East Texas used to be dry. Only certain counties sold Alcohol. When I was in college the only county that was wet was the one the college was located in. Right at the county line there were firework stands that sold alcohol to people.
    where's the military base in proximity to these horrible places? what is the fucking point of that madness unless you staple everyone in the same place??

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    Oh, and then there's the stupid memberships that all these places have. It's usually five dollars and it allows you purchase alcohol. Fucking Chili's has one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    where's the military base in proximity to these horrible places? what is the fucking point of that madness unless you staple everyone in the same place??
    No need. Everyone has a shotgun to keep everyone in line.

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    Shit, they still had Blue Laws when I moved here from L.A. in the mid 80's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Oh, and then there's the stupid memberships that all these places have. It's usually five dollars and it allows you purchase alcohol. Fucking Chili's has one.
    okay that's stupid

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    No need. Everyone has a shotgun to keep everyone in line.
    uhuh...so is the base in one of these places?

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    Shit, they still had Blue Laws when I moved here from L.A. in the mid 80's.
    what is a blue law when it is at home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    okay that's stupid



    uhuh...so is the base in one of these places?



    what is a blue law when it is at home?

    Are you going to a base?

    Blue Laws are when most businesses are forced to be closed on Sundays and the ones that are open could only sell certain items. Grocery and drugs stores were the 2 that I remember being open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Are you going to a base?

    Blue Laws are when most businesses are forced to be closed on Sundays and the ones that are open could only sell certain items. Grocery and drugs stores were the 2 that I remember being open.
    if I went I'd be visiting someone right near it or on it. I'm thinking more of a no now. Or at least a very quick stop and then onto more better places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Probably

    But Texas = shithole
    arkansas = super duper off the charts shithole
    so a town on the boarder of both a shithole and a super duper off the charts shithole must be some kind of massive super white dwarf kind of black hole super sun sized shithole
    You forgot Lousyana....I'd put it right down there with Arkansas. A Shithole Trifecta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Shit, they still had Blue Laws when I moved here from L.A. in the mid 80's.
    They still have them NOW
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