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    Chrysler Neon

    I'm looking around on used car websites and I found a Chrysler Neon. Anyone here has any experience with these?

    I might have found an amazing deal, I think.

    Price: 3000 bucks
    Miles 22k
    Year: 2000
    Engine: 2L 4-cylinder

    It has leather, airconditioning, automatic gearbox and it's sold by a legit dealer. First owner and no smokers car. Okay, it's old, but it has amazingly low mileage.








    It seems almost too good to be true unless it's one of those disaster-cars.
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    "is just really nice?"
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    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.

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    over here they were sold by Dodge and Plymouth.

    still a bunch on the road.

    looks good from what i see.

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    good little cars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.
    Chriza drives an Aveo and he does okay.

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    Neon with leather.

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    That's like putting lipstick on a pig. :mlaw:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Neon with leather.
    Europe has fucked up fees if you want to drive anything other than a gay car.

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    The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car.

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    And there's cum stains on the driver's side.

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    Lease joke in 3....2....1....

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    Mr. Bean wouldn't even drive that piece of shit!

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    I just saw the year and mileage. That's weird.

    You better hope they didn't fuck with the odometer.

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    They hardly drove it because they didn't wanna be seen in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.

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    Yeah, I did in 1994.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Mr. Bean wouldn't even drive that piece of shit!
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.
    i would let you hit it if you were driving that, yo.

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    Schmoply doesn't know shit from apple butter about anything automotive related but he considers himself a "car guy".

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