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    Chrysler Neon

    I'm looking around on used car websites and I found a Chrysler Neon. Anyone here has any experience with these?

    I might have found an amazing deal, I think.

    Price: 3000 bucks
    Miles 22k
    Year: 2000
    Engine: 2L 4-cylinder

    It has leather, airconditioning, automatic gearbox and it's sold by a legit dealer. First owner and no smokers car. Okay, it's old, but it has amazingly low mileage.








    It seems almost too good to be true unless it's one of those disaster-cars.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.
    Chriza drives an Aveo and he does okay.

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    That's like putting lipstick on a pig. :mlaw:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.
    i would let you hit it if you were driving that, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.
    Reattas are a cool little car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    i had a woman over 55,blonde with big tits all over me when she was checking out my ride at the car show 3 weeks ago.

    That's NOT an attractive car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Looks like a great car for a dude who does not want to get any pussy.
    If you're relying on your wheels to reel in your pussy, then you're doing something wrong

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    over here they were sold by Dodge and Plymouth.

    still a bunch on the road.

    looks good from what i see.

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    good little cars

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    Neon with leather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Neon with leather.
    Europe has fucked up fees if you want to drive anything other than a gay car.

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    The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car.
    No, it's not. Mainland Europe drives on the right, the Great Britain drives on the left.


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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    No, it's not. Mainland Europe drives on the right, the Great Britain drives on the left.

    The first time I took a cab in London freaked me the fuck out.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    And there's cum stains on the driver's side.

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    Lease joke in 3....2....1....

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    Mr. Bean wouldn't even drive that piece of shit!

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