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    I really, really need a woman!!

    My house is getting kinda dirty, I'm not really into the whole "housekeeping" thing.

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    I need a hero...
    I'm eatin my peanut butter sandwiches with three different shirts.
    One pinstripe, one plaid...
    One that makes me wake up with scissors mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    I need a hero...
    We don't need another hero...
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    I need a hug


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I need a hug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post

    thanks

    btw..not all women are good at housekeeping, cooking or massages speaking from experience


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    You wanna get some pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You wanna get some pussy?
    let's go get some pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You wanna get some pussy?
    That's pretty much covered, I just kick them out before they have time to clean the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    That's pretty much covered, I just kick them out before they have time to clean the house.
    You have to tell them you have a French maid fetish. Make them dress up, cook, clean, get laid then kick them out.
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    You have to tell them you have a French maid fetish. Make them dress up, cook, clean, get laid then kick them out.

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    I would really like a little bump right about now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    I would really like a little bump right about now.
    sup brah I thought you stopped doing blow


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    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Team HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    massages and good sex?


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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Do u have a gag reflex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Don't you live in Kentucky too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Do you give good rooster?
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    crack isn't funny

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    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    grow up and clean your house
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    grow up and clean your house
    But that's the second thing womens are good for.

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