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  1. #1
    "is just really nice?"
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    I really, really need a woman!!

    My house is getting kinda dirty, I'm not really into the whole "housekeeping" thing.

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    Tha Pain
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    I need a hero...
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    I need a hug


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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I need a hug

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    You wanna get some pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post

    thanks

    btw..not all women are good at housekeeping, cooking or massages speaking from experience


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You wanna get some pussy?
    let's go get some pussy

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    I would really like a little bump right about now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    I would really like a little bump right about now.
    sup brah I thought you stopped doing blow


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    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Team HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    massages and good sex?


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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You wanna get some pussy?
    That's pretty much covered, I just kick them out before they have time to clean the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Do u have a gag reflex?

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Don't you live in Kentucky too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    That's pretty much covered, I just kick them out before they have time to clean the house.
    You have to tell them you have a French maid fetish. Make them dress up, cook, clean, get laid then kick them out.
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    I cook and clean, but don't want to work.


    Any takers?
    Do you give good rooster?
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Goat's Dillhole.
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    grow up and clean your house
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    lol here comes skippy

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    FALLYN STAR
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    tfw no gf

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    You have to tell them you have a French maid fetish. Make them dress up, cook, clean, get laid then kick them out.

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