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Originally Posted by slacker
I always found it to be a good way to sneak in a facial on girls that weren't too keen on the idea. 7 times out of 10 it turns them into facial converts.
My gal loves titty-fucking. Usually it's the last act performed as it usually results in me unleashing a massive load on her chin and neck. Trust me, it feels fucking awesome. Nothing wrong with the "vagine" but lubed up fun bags can't be beat.
I always saw Howard as more effeminate than homosexual, but when he does this rap about how the vagina "just feels so good," I can't help but compare him to Steve Carell's character in 40 Year Old Virgin trying to lie his way through a story about feeling boobs. "Feels like a....bag of sand."
Originally Posted by killallposers