Howard never had a titfuck.

[bucketbuddy]

I think you've been missing out... Some chics are way into it... And hell yes it can be awesome...

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[143]

I always found it to be a good way to sneak in a facial on girls that weren't too keen on the idea. 7 times out of 10 it turns them into facial converts.

[dexterdog]

My gal loves titty-fucking. Usually it's the last act performed as it usually results in me unleashing a massive load on her chin and neck. Trust me, it feels fucking awesome. Nothing wrong with the "vagine" but lubed up fun bags can't be beat.

[jat87]

"i love the vagine". his standard comeback. real heteros have the mad urge to jam it everywhere it could potentially fit.

I always saw Howard as more effeminate than homosexual, but when he does this rap about how the vagina "just feels so good," I can't help but compare him to Steve Carell's character in 40 Year Old Virgin trying to lie his way through a story about feeling boobs. "Feels like a....bag of sand."