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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Do you like cock bumps?
    Evidently he does, what else could it be?

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    Mario may be upset because I told him I would not have sex with him ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Chriza I would love if you could fly me to where you live so I can fuck you in the ass. I would like to turn homosexual and you to be the first ass I stick my dick in.
    Will you buy him a big sack of Taco Bell first? That would be awesome.

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    Clearly, Stoopy's mad you didn't ask to have your first homosexual experience with him.
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    Chriza would want you to wash up before sex. And saying you washed 3 days ago isn't good enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Chriza would want you to wash up before sex. And saying you washed 3 days ago isn't good enough.
    I would shave my whole body for him so our first anal experience would be great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Chriza I would love if you could fly me to where you live so I can fuck you in the ass. I would like to turn homosexual and you to be the first ass I stick my dick in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Chriza I would love if you could fly me to where you live so I can fuck you in the ass. I would like to turn homosexual and you to be the first ass I stick my dick in.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post
    Evidently he does, what else could it be?
    Good point!

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    Bob does not approve this language
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Bob does not approve this language
    Do you have any idea what Barb thinks?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
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    Do you have any idea what Barb thinks?
    im not sure if Lever has asked Barb
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Hurricane fuck.
    Preservation through destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    im not sure if Lever has asked Barb
    Kanye and Chriza can get in touch with Barb
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    has anyone chased a thought out of lever's head yet?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Kanye and Chriza can get in touch with Barb
    Barb might suck Lever's cock for all this owning of Chriza
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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