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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    It was in Miami! Read the OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I was being snide......The pompous fat bastard can barely speak English yet he's a Judge in America....

    Judges in general give me the creeps; some of them are nice, but most are very self-righteous and corrupt and just fucking ugly and mean. Especially here in the South.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    haha I saw that on another site just 10 mins ago. Judge was a total asshole.
    He doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "bars".

    If I were her I would have told him to fuck off a few more times.

    30 days in jail for a few Xanax pills. Jesus Christ.
    Yeah, I had the same reaction - so she had some XANAX??? Shoot, looks like she needed it .... now she'll REALLY need it, jeez....

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    Who's on first?
    Yes.
    What is the name of the guy playing second base.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    The Penal Industry is big bucks. It requires a steady supply of prisoners, and it's easier to control a bunch of drug "offenders" than killers and rapists and robbers.....Luckily for them, she's "in the system" now, and they will fuck with her relentlessly now any time she get's stopped or questioned for anything.
    'xactly.

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    Y'all think the Xanax thing is bad? In this little Hellhole they had a guy make front page headlines a few weeks ago, for selling less than an ounce of pot to an undercover cop (or an informant?) and he is now up for a MINIMUM of 6 months in state prison, plus a ridiculous monetary fine. The Maximum sentence could be 2 YEARS, but hopefully they won't go that far. It's absofuckin'lutely insane.
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    OK, who wants to buy some Xanax?
    I've got a shit load of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I was being snide......The pompous fat bastard can barely speak English yet he's a Judge in America....

    Judges in general give me the creeps; some of them are nice, but most are very self-righteous and corrupt and just fucking ugly and mean. Especially here in the South.
    You shouldn't make fun of someone with a foreign accent because they can usually speak at least one more language than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Y'all think the Xanax thing is bad? In this little Hellhole they had a guy make front page headlines a few weeks ago, for selling less than an ounce of pot to an undercover cop (or an informant?) and he is now up for a MINIMUM of 6 months in state prison, plus a ridiculous monetary fine. The Maximum sentence could be 2 YEARS, but hopefully they won't go that far. It's absofuckin'lutely insane.
    I agree that doing that kind of time for that type of crime is ridiculous, but that's the law. Now if that guy goes into that courtroom and acts respectful they'll hopefully give him the minimum sentence and he'll be paroled in 2 months. But if he acts like an asshole like that dopey twat in the video they'll give him the two years and let him rot.

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    don't be in court. for any reason. ever. it's not America in there.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    oh, and you still suck, schmoopy. fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You shouldn't make fun of someone with a foreign accent because they can usually speak at least one more language than you.
    That is a good point. I going to use that in the future.

    In this case I'm pretty sure they both spoke Spanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    don't be in court. for any reason. ever. it's not America in there.
    I was facing "up to 6 months loss of license" and a fine. The judge suspended my license for 3 hours and let me drive home from court. The next day I was at DMV paying to reinstate it and they didn't even know it was suspended yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I was facing "up to 6 months loss of license" and a fine. The judge suspended my license for 3 hours and let me drive home from court. The next day I was at DMV paying to reinstate it and they didn't even know it was suspended yet.
    month after an expired sticker, i go to court to clear it; bitch tells me the ticket's not in the system yet

    and i got a parking ticket

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You shouldn't make fun of someone with a foreign accent because they can usually speak at least one more language than you.
    I'm not making fun of him. I seriously think it's wrong that he is in a position to wield that kind of power. I am pretty sure you won't find Gringo Judges in Mexico speaking pigeon-Spanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I'm not making fun of him. I seriously think it's wrong that he is in a position to wield that kind of power. I am pretty sure you won't find Gringo Judges in Mexico speaking pigeon-Spanish.
    It's a good thing you aren't making fun of him.

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    I was once charged for "being awesome in public".

    The charges were later dropped because apparently I am not awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I was once charged for "being awesome in public".

    The charges were later dropped because apparently I am not awesome.
    You should've told them you were related to Don Knotts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You should've told them you were related to Don Knotts.
    Good point.
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    way more self-bumps than any animalgod thread....


    Wow.

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