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    JUDGE: "Juror #3. Excuse me counselor. <louder> Counselor, excuse me. <yelling> Juror number 3! Bailiff, please escort juror #3 out of the courtroom! Sir, that conduct is completely inappropriate! You cannot pull your penis out and stroke it in this courtroom!"

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    I got a head that's large
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winst View Post
    Nah!...her lady bits/chunks have an interesting shape...but she's not all that bad.
    I wouldn't be getting all "roast beefy" on her based on that one poorly lit picture.

    Now based on the fact that she's a crazy killer..feel free to mock away and to send her away...far far away...for a long long time.
    I was just jokin'...she looks like an attractive girl, but that brain is defective as fuck.
    I've had a girl throw shoes & stuff at me...but gotdamn!


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    Not guilty!

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    you can view the trial here, starts 9:30 pacific
    http://www.azcentral.com/community/m...der-trial.html
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit

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    Whoops, wrong thread.
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    Love me some beef curtains

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBUU View Post
    Love me some beef curtains
    Remember when Gaga wore her own pussy lips as a dress?


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    crappy implants, meh, wouldn't call em 'nice tits '

    here are some "NICE TITS"

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    Fuck it, I'm gonna break from tradition and compliment her on those nips.*
    I like big nips

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    Gentleman, let this serve as a reminder to BEWARE OF THE OBSESSIVE ONES! Poor fucking guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monte View Post
    Gentleman, let this serve as a reminder to BEWARE OF THE OBSESSIVE ONES! Poor fucking guy.

    It's hard to know, some are nutcases early on, others spring it on you when you decide to end the relationship.


    My wife's friend that she grew up with, dated a guy about 10 years ago for about a year or so. She felt it wasn't going anywhere so she decided to end it, when she told him, he slapped her so hard it left his hand print on her face and he said "Don't you realize how much I love you"?

    It got ugly for a while including him sitting in his car down her street every night, but eventually he just faded away. She's married with kids now, it makes you wonder if he'll just pop up again for shits and giggles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    It's hard to know, some are nutcases early on, others spring it on you when you decide to end the relationship.


    My wife's friend that she grew up with, dated a guy about 10 years ago for about a year or so. She felt it wasn't going anywhere so she decided to end it, when she told him, he slapped her so hard it left his hand print on her face and he said "Don't you realize how much I love you"?

    It got ugly for a while including him sitting in his car down her street every night, but eventually he just faded away. She's married with kids now, it makes you wonder if he'll just pop up again for shits and giggles?
    No, I've moved on.

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    She claims the dude only fucked her in the ass and never in the pussy. According to her, he believed that oral and anal sex did not count as premarital sex and were not banned by the Mormons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Free Food View Post
    She claims the dude only fucked her in the ass and never in the pussy. According to her, he believed that oral and anal sex did not count as premarital sex and were not banned by the Mormons.
    She called it the "Provo Push"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HooHoo View Post
    crappy implants, meh, wouldn't call em 'nice tits '

    here are some "NICE TITS"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monte View Post
    Gentleman, let this serve as a reminder to BEWARE OF THE OBSESSIVE ONES! Poor fucking guy.
    True dat! Stories like this made me glad I got my ex to leave. Bitch hit me once while I was sleeping, because she had a FUCKING DREAM I went to a party w/ another chick.
    Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
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    Quote Originally Posted by wife is a whore View Post
    True dat! Stories like this made me glad I got my ex to leave. Bitch hit me once while I was sleeping, because she had a FUCKING DREAM I went to a party w/ another chick.
    Would love to hear the backstory on you...that is a Dr Phil show if I ever heard one..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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