What will be the "official" reason for the divorce?

[IlluminatiJones]

I think it will either be........................

"we were too much in love; it was distracting"

"we need to put our fading/nonexistent careers first"

"we couldn't work out how to spend enough time together between my 12 hours-per-week job and Beth's unemployment"

[NotMyBro]

"irreconcilable differences" I doubt we'll hear more from Beff.

[Winst]

..............

[Chuck Kongo]

Don't know what the "spin" will be, but the Lord Of Casa De La Chimney will send Yokostrosky to the glue factory BEFORE this October because the pre-nup $$$$$$ will be upped at 5 years and he will lose fewer marbles if she doesn't make it there.

[rilagent]

What makes you think any of it will be mentioned on the air?

[Icculus]

Beth's contract is current with Howard's Sirius contract.

[IlluminatiJones]

What makes you think any of it will be mentioned on the air?

He'll have to because other news outlets will cover it, and he couldn't stand to have wild speculation, let alone the unvarnished truth out there unchallenged.

And I highly doubt Beefus is just going to disappear. We're going to be seeing her here and there and everywhere and Howard will definitely address her comings and goings.

clandestinely, of course

[Kool]

they're having problems at the moment

[FSFN]

Beth doesn't want to get AIDS.

[kippy]

Beth's contract is current with Howard's Sirius contract.

I wonder if Beth whines about wanting to get out of her contract as much as Howard does.

[Icculus]

I wonder if Beth whines about wanting to get out of her contract as much as Howard does.

hell no. her big payday comes after Howard's retirement. her parting gift with the promise of silence will be SUBSTANTIAL.

[Lifendz]

She probably wants to have children and realizes her ability to do so is getting smaller by the day. Always thought Howard would break down and give her a baby, if anything just to get her to stop adopting and making out with every animal that crosses her path.

[peterfonda]

"irreconcilable differences" I doubt we'll hear more from Beff.

That is exactly what I was going to say.

[schnauzer]

Howard will blame 'jealous haters' -- this site will, for sure, be granted an honorable mention in Howard's account of his tragic break-up

[killallposers]

I think it will either be........................

"we were too much in love; it was distracting"

"we need to put our fading/nonexistent careers first"

"we couldn't work out how to spend enough time together between my 12 hours-per-week job and Beth's unemployment"

"well, all i'll say is that she probably shouldn't be around young children"

[Divorce Chicken]

Howie realizes that Beff should have been a one-week fling in 1997. Howie considers himself an intellectual, a major talent and an earner. Beff's a talentless bimbo with an OK body and no career.

Do you hear the longing in his voice when he interviews talented babes like Jewel? He could have a someone like that and knows it.

[Martina]

Beth was the only stupid bimbo that didn't demand a baby before the nuptials. All she got was a piece of paper and a ring she holds in front of her face whenever a camera is in the vicinity. Beth was the best Howard could do, he can't face that...too bad she lied about her age when they met

[Donkeyboy2190]

I guarantee she keeps the last name

[greedyjew]

He's whacking off to porn at 2 in the morning while being married to a model. Sounds like everything is fine.