Cheri and Chiva will u'all be at the state fair this weekend?

[Schmoopy]

riding cooler > Aveo

[Air Florida]

Yeah, that makes sense you dullard.

I heard you were the size of a sofa seat

[Chriza]

They don't make them that powerful.

Said the guy in the XL shirt

[Schmoopy]

Shit just got real!

[Schmoopy]

Said the guy in the XL shirt

I work in an Oreck store.

[Chriza]

riding cooler > Aveo

Well now I'm DEFINITELY not pm'ing you

[Schmoopy]

Well now I'm DEFINITELY not pm'ing you

[Cheri]

I heard you were the size of a sofa seat

That makes a lot of sense. Just stop. You are horrible.

[Cheri]

Schmoopy you wear XL?

[Air Florida]

Chairy is mad she has to date bald guys.

[Schmoopy]

Chiva says you have a bubble butt and tits that defy gravity, Air Florida.

[Johnny Chimpo]

I hope Chival gets a blue ribbon for his prize

oh snap

[Cheri]

Chairy is mad she has to date bald guys.

The fuck are you talking about? Christ you are dumber than Lever.

[Schmoopy]

Schmoopy you wear XL?

Yes. I workout. I have very broad shoulders. Chriza has shoulders of an anorexic broad.

[Cheri]

Fucko, am I fat?

[Cheri]

Yes. I workout. I have very broad shoulders. Chriza has shoulders of an anorexic broad.

And the dick of an end stage Aids patient.

[Schmoopy]

Nobody even got the Oreck joke.

[Chriza]

[Cheri]

Wait, Fucko hasn't seen me since he "left"

[Schmoopy]

And the dick of an end stage Aids patient.

I guarantee my dick would give you more pleasure than Lurch's.