I nominate, the Italian queen of tits and the inspiration to many jerk off sessions in my youth
although to be fair, this ape has way more talent than me as well...
Last edited by pontius pilot; 02-26-2013 at 05:53 PM.
Reason: i'm retarded you jerk!
"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
Ich bin ein Tanz Narr
.......and you wont catch Herpes (allegedly) from this old dyke...
Originally Posted by Nikkerz
That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
Originally Posted by MutteringJohn
I know for a fact the red porphyry at the bottom has a killer vibrato compared to Schwartz...and no Herpes (allegedly)
Eilert Pilarm - The Swedish Elvis.
More raw talent here than Elisa & Benjy put together. He should be Wiggo's head writer IMHO.
There's not enough bandwidth to compile that list.....
Howard is a Vomit.
More talent and more entertaining..
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