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    People with more talent than Elisa "Jordana" Schwartz

    I nominate, the Italian queen of tits and the inspiration to many jerk off sessions in my youth

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    אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום pontius pilot's Avatar
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    although to be fair, this ape has way more talent than me as well...
    Last edited by pontius pilot; 02-26-2013 at 05:53 PM. Reason: i'm retarded you jerk!
    "happy wife, happy life."
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    Ich bin ein Tanz Narr

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    .......and you wont catch Herpes (allegedly) from this old dyke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    I know for a fact the red porphyry at the bottom has a killer vibrato compared to Schwartz...and no Herpes (allegedly)

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    Eilert Pilarm - The Swedish Elvis.

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    More raw talent here than Elisa & Benjy put together. He should be Wiggo's head writer IMHO.

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    I got a head that's large
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    Howard is a Vomit.

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    More talent and more entertaining..

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