Besides ofcourse the commercials and half-hearted live reads..
1. Babbling Playboy/penthouse/pornstar/stripper interviews
2. Howard's ghost-written 'stream of consciousness' zingers
3. H100 News
4. John Hein related anything
Besides ofcourse the commercials and half-hearted live reads..
1. Babbling Playboy/penthouse/pornstar/stripper interviews
2. Howard's ghost-written 'stream of consciousness' zingers
3. H100 News
4. John Hein related anything
Last edited by HooHoo; 02-04-2013 at 09:30 PM.
I think #1 and #4 are now required with every new Sirius subscription.
BUM FIGHTS CHAMPION, '79-'83
have not listened since August 2012 when I realized that I was fast forwarding everything
#1 Everytime he does a kennedy impression.
There is never any witty joke, or anything, it's insert random statement, then "era.. a" That bit should have been left as a 5 minute sketch and then never done again.
#2 Any time his parents are ever brought up in conversation, that automatically means 20-30minutes of him doing an impression with no jokes or humor, just his impression.
Boring.
I have funny impression's/jokes I do with my friends to make them laugh, but I usually only do them for about a year if that, I just know when something is over, and is over done.
Block party segments, Shuli related anything, calls from MFB/Bobo - it would be easier to list the few things that are worth a listen.
All of it. It sucks that I can't stand the sound of the voice of the guy that created the greatest radio show of all time.
Ich bin ein Tanz Narr

Shuli....Bobo.....Any caller that asks Wiggy about Beth!
Not enough Sal in my opinion
That was me but it started in 2010. I would split up the show into 25 minute segments so I could easily jump 25 minutes at a time without subjecting my thumb to a callus towards the end.
The Kennedy and Rae Stern impressions were especially skippable. And sybian rides. And Howard TV slut of the month interviews. And Howard talking politics. And..
Wow, there are so many nowadays.
(1) With very few exceptions, his seemingly endless interviews;
(2) AGT talk;
(3) NSAL talk;
(4) Political talk;
(5) Bashing religion talk.
That leaves about 10 minutes of listenable material per day, spread out over a 4+ hour period.
I skip most of the interviews unless it's someone I really like (which rarely happens). I can't remember the last time Howard asked anyone a question I cared about the answer to. It's always about the things HE'S obsessed with - money, traumatic childhoods, and anal sex / cock size. You can tell he doesn't give any thought to what the audience cares about.

The millionth replay of one of Richard and Sal's phony phone calls.
Howard's political rants.
Howard's abortion rant.
Fred playing the crow sound effect whenever MaryAnn from Brooklyn calls.
Anytime a stripper / porn actress is on.
The commercial breaks
Save Ferris
1-Lawsuit talk
2-Bobo,KOAB, and ANE calls
3-Anti-semite actors talk
4-all female non-celebs (whores,dancers,Pets,etc.)
5- Sarno praise
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