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  1. 02-04-2013, 09:09 PM #1
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    I want to punch these parents in the faces.

    Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
    My favorites...

    "Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

    "Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

    And the best one yet,
    "Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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  2. 02-04-2013, 09:10 PM #2
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    I have a boring name, but at least it's normal and not faggy.
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    Kyler's gonna be a douche when he gets older.
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    you mean white people do this too?
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  8. 02-04-2013, 09:12 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    Wanna fuck?
    Wow- THAT would be a good one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    so we shouldnt go wit zygler?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Wow- THAT would be a good one!
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    I'm gonna name by first son Johmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    you mean white people do this too?
    There are a set of black twins in the school names "Mia" and "Gia"... great. It's not enough that your kids LOOK identical, and it's not enough that you dress them alike, but you've got to give them rhyming names too??
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    I'm just waiting for the blaeks to start using asterisks and percentage signs in their kid's names...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    ...or Jimothy
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I'm just waiting for the blaeks to start using asterisks and percentage signs in their kid's names...
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
    My favorites...

    "Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

    "Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

    And the best one yet,
    "Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.
    I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!
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  18. 02-04-2013, 09:26 PM #18
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    Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
    My favorites...

    "Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

    "Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

    And the best one yet,
    "Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards
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