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  1. 02-04-2013, 09:09 PM #1
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    I want to punch these parents in the faces.

    Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
    My favorites...

    "Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

    "Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

    And the best one yet,
    "Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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  2. 02-04-2013, 09:10 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    Wanna fuck?
    Wow- THAT would be a good one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Wow- THAT would be a good one!
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    ...or Jimothy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    ...or Jimothy
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Kyler's gonna be a douche when he gets older.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    Kyler's gonna be a douche when he gets older.
    There is a lot in a name.

    Sounds like a douche=will be a douche, for the most part
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    I have a boring name, but at least it's normal and not faggy.
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    you mean white people do this too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    you mean white people do this too?
    There are a set of black twins in the school names "Mia" and "Gia"... great. It's not enough that your kids LOOK identical, and it's not enough that you dress them alike, but you've got to give them rhyming names too??
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    There are a set of black twins in the school names "Mia" and "Gia"... great. It's not enough that your kids LOOK identical, and it's not enough that you dress them alike, but you've got to give them rhyming names too??
    We had identical black twin girls at my high school named "Concreeta" and "Asphalta."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    We had identical black twin girls at my high school named "Concreeta" and "Asphalta."
    We once had a temp named Aquanetta
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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    We once had a temp named Aquanetta
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    We had identical black twin girls at my high school named "Concreeta" and "Asphalta."
    No you didn't.
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    They had a brother named "Velcro."
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    There are a set of black twins in the school names "Mia" and "Gia"... great. It's not enough that your kids LOOK identical, and it's not enough that you dress them alike, but you've got to give them rhyming names too??
    they all look identical
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    so we shouldnt go wit zygler?
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