I want to punch these parents in the faces.

**Obi Drunkenobe** · 02-04-2013, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
My favorites...

"Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

"Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

And the best one yet,
"Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.

My friend named his kid Gauge.

**deverrant** · 02-04-2013, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by VeeB

I went a good few years of my late teens and early 20's planning on having two boys, and naming them Liam and Noel after Oasis.
Thankfully I stopped being a faggit before I actually had a kid.

When I was in jr. high we had potato babies in home ec (these potatoes we had to carry around and take care of as if it were a real baby). I named mine Kurt, after Kurt Cobain.

Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe

My friend named his kid Gauge.

My daughter has a neighbor kid at her dad's house named Guage. Kid's a total asshole. I actually started a thread about him a while ago because he's such a douche and so fucking mean. He was cursing at her when she was five. His mom's a whore.

**AmishGirl** · 02-04-2013, 10:41 PM

**deverrant** · 02-04-2013, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

If he's right and "soft names make soft people" ... there's NO hope for poor Kyler.

**Super Mario** · 02-04-2013, 10:59 PM

Kyler definitely will play for the pink team

**deverrant** · 02-04-2013, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

Kyler definitely will play for the pink team

He has no choice.

**Shean5150** · 02-04-2013, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

When I was in jr. high we had potato babies in home ec (these potatoes we had to carry around and take care of as if it were a real baby). I named mine Kurt, after Kurt Cobain.

jr. high?
damn

i feel old

**Scott** · 02-04-2013, 11:17 PM

I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

**deverrant** · 02-04-2013, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Shean5150

jr. high?
damn

i feel old

Aren't you like, right around my age? Just a couple years older? Jr. High is 7th-9th grade. You were maybe in high school? Not that big of a gap.

**deverrant** · 02-04-2013, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Scott

I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

**Shean5150** · 02-04-2013, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Aren't you like, right around my age? Just a couple years older? Jr. High is 7th-9th grade. You were maybe in high school? Not that big of a gap.

i guess after i turned 36 i was like oh shit im closer to 40 than i thought i was meh

**Wing** · 02-04-2013, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mojopin

Kyler's gonna be a douche when he gets older.

There is a lot in a name.

Sounds like a douche=will be a douche, for the most part

**boxers** · 02-04-2013, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
My favorites...

"Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

"Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

And the best one yet,
"Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.

You have a daughter?!