I want to punch these parents in the faces.

[deverrant]

Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards

That's it. I give the fuck up on society.

[deverrant]

My friend said that "Zoelle" sounded like the name of some graceful, African deer species.

[Dream Theater]

Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards

They sound like smug pretentious assholes that need a good hickory stick beating.

[Mojopin]

I have a cousin named M@. Pronounced Matt.

[Dream Theater]

My friend said that "Zoelle" sounded like the name of some graceful, African deer species.

Then why not just call the fucking kid Gazelle?

[deverrant]

I have a cousin named M@. Pronounced Matt.

[acagirl98]

My friend said that "Zoelle" sounded like the name of some graceful, African deer species.

gazelle

[acagirl98]

[Dawg]

[deverrant]

Then why not just call the fucking kid Gazelle?

Because you want the world to think your dumb ass is clever.

[Scott]

Swear to god my son went to school with a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, you see her clever parents (or more than likely single mom) decided to make the dash non silent and have you pronounce it in the name. Fuckng retards

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

[wife is a whore]

And the best one yet,
"Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.

Funniest thing I read here all day. I'm gonna rep you hard.

[Dawg]

DEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[deverrant]

DEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[wife is a whore]

They sound like smug pretentious assholes that need a good hickory stick beating.

She lives in Arrogance Valley, PA, so yeah.

Who'da thought that the children of all them old school political machine Democrats would be sitting around, sniffing their own farts and giving their kids names for polesmokers and strippers. The greatest generation is hanging their heads in shame for the generation of yuppie scum they birthed and raised.

[SeXtion 8]

Maybe Zoelle is from Krypton.

[Chaos]

Was looking at a list of kids' names from my daughter's school. What the FUCK is with the way people are naming their kids??
My favorites...

"Zoelle" That's not a name. It's two names put together. Just pick one like everybody else. Don't be greedy.

"Kyler" Is that a boy? And do you WANT him to grow up to be a fag??

And the best one yet,
"Jager". Dad wanted to call him "Yukon Jack" but mom said that would be white trash.

I suppose you got a problem with my real name, john jacob jingle heimer schmidt. I expected better from you.

[Mack]

I got vetoed on Ivan but I shot Connor QUICKLY.

[deverrant]

Funniest thing I read here all day. I'm gonna rep you hard.

Mmmmmm


Oh, wait... you said "rep".

[VeeB]

I went a good few years of my late teens and early 20's planning on having two boys, and naming them Liam and Noel after Oasis.
Thankfully I stopped being a faggit before I actually had a kid.