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    Howard Dissing Alicia Keys Again...

    You guys were right that once Beth lost a "Who Wore It Better" to Alicia Keys, Howard would start critiquing her fiercely. It never fails. It's funny, because I remember him saying that he really liked her first album.


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    Howard took a call from a guy who said that Alicia Keys killed it with her performance on the Super Bowl. Howard said she has some Tuchus. He said she was sitting down and you could see it. The caller said he got teared up. Howard said he found it emotionless.


    Howard said that the blackout was kind of strange. Robin said she was amazed at the effect of that. IT knocked out all of the radio broadcasts. Howard said he thought Alicia Keys walked in front of the lights with that ass. Howard said that is a little too big for him. Robin said that he can't choose what people look like. Howard said he does too. Robin said that she can sing her ass off. Howard said if her ass knocked the lights out that can't be allowed.

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    You have a point. I didn't even think of the Beth/Alicia faceoff. No wonder he's going out of his way to diss Alicia.

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    On the subject of Beth losing, did we ever find out what the sudden bug up his ass about Amanda Peet was years ago? Seemed like Beth was tangled up in it somehow, just a vibe I got.

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    Yeah, Howard has "evolved" from his butt Bongo days


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    And last week when Howard asked Tommy Mattola which performer he regrets passing on, Mattola first said Alicia Keys - he said she was "let go very prematurely" and it was "regretful."

    Howard said nothing.

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    sure howard, it's huge.



    there is no comparison, on any level, between alicia & beth.
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    alicia keys is 10000x times hotter than beth and her flat pancake ass. way more talented too

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    sure howard, it's huge.



    there is no comparison, on any level, between alicia & beth.
    the only comparison is, one has tons of class & a nice ass. the other has zero class & ton of asshole to pretend to love for the marbles.

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    This girl is on FIRE

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    sure howard, it's huge.



    there is no comparison, on any level, between alicia & beth.
    Alicia has given birth to a child. What has Beth had? I would take Alciia any day over Beth because she has talent and has a beautiful face...the two things Beth is lacking

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    I laughed when he mentioned this the first time, even Robin was like "Huh?". Alicia Keys was always thin as a rail. Howard's got the same vision as an anorexic chick
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    Howard is a homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HooHoo View Post
    On the subject of Beth losing, did we ever find out what the sudden bug up his ass about Amanda Peet was years ago? Seemed like Beth was tangled up in it somehow, just a vibe I got.
    Of course it's about the amazing one. A guy dumped Yokostrosky for Amanda Peet on the set of the movie "Whipped" which Peet starred in and Yoko was an extra in.

    The boyfriend was in the movie too. He's a nobody character actor but you might recognize him as the guy who was in one episode of Sons Of Anarchy where he had his SOA tattoo burned off his back because he never got it blacked out after he was thrown out of the club years ago.

    The guy upgraded from the bottom end "model" to an actress with an actual career and income and pussywhipped faggot Hollywood Homo Howard has made it his jihad since then to attack Amanda Peet mercilessly and relentlessly every time her names comes up for any reason.

    What kind of faggot does that? Goes after a girl who supposedly wronged his old lady years before he even knew her? No man does that. A man might go after a guy but not another woman. Leave that high school shit to your old lady's girl friends. That's what they're for. Except Yoko probably never had any real friends back then just as she doesn't now.

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    I don't think he's only picking on Alicia. He calls any woman fat if she's not super skinny. Beth is obviously his type.


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    For those who didn't know.....the root of King Pelican's cunty obsession with and 24/7/365 mad-on for Amanda Peet....



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    Howard is an asshole. Beth fakes enjoying sex with himand if she does eventually let out a moan its because shes picturing herself with all of his marbles while his daughters fuckin zoo za zoo on the side of the street for loose change. Has he heard his daughters "singing"?

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    Even though I hate the new haircut, Alicia Keys' is still smoking, I love the ass, and never mind the fact that she's extremely talented.

    Howard's just proving once again he has no taste in women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    Of course it's about the amazing one. A guy dumped Yokostrosky for Amanda Peet on the set of the movie "Whipped" which Peet starred in and Yoko was an extra in.

    The boyfriend was in the movie too. He's a nobody character actor but you might recognize him as the guy who was in one episode of Sons Of Anarchy where he had his SOA tattoo burned off his back because he never got it blacked out after he was thrown out of the club years ago.

    The guy upgraded from the bottom end "model" to an actress with an actual career and income and pussywhipped faggot Hollywood Homo Howard has made it his jihad since then to attack Amanda Peet mercilessly and relentlessly every time her names comes up for any reason.

    What kind of faggot does that? Goes after a girl who supposedly wronged his old lady years before he even knew her? No man does that. A man might go after a guy but not another woman. Leave that high school shit to your old lady's girl friends. That's what they're for. Except Yoko probably never had any real friends back then just as she doesn't now.


    surface level: Howard's a complete faggot

    deeper level: Howard's pissed he got stuck with Beefus
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickAndMartie View Post
    alicia keys is 10000x times hotter than beth and her flat pancake ass. way more talented too
    Alicia has what? 14 grammies? And Howard talks about her "fat" ass.

    He's such a cunt.

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    In a few months Howard will do a turnaround and say he's always loved Alicia Keys...that's she's very talented and hot.

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