Did Howard Really Grow up in a Black Neighborhood?

[bigkitty]

I ask because he's always "shocked" by typical black women's features i.e. round butt. He's always going on and on about big butts and calling the women who have them "fat." If he really lived around black people, he'd be pretty familiar with that particular build. He's always calling Rihanna fat and she doesn't even have the stereotypical black woman's butt. What gives? Is it just more of his shtick?

[landfill]

Howard likes his people skinny. I guess you mean that "particular build" being overweight or obese.

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[Mojopin]

Please stop.

[Vashier]

It sounds to me that Howard spent 1 year in Roosevelt once it started to go black. Ben isn't the type of guy to take a beating on a real estate deal. When he saw the value dropping he sold fast. Howard speaks about how he was considered an idiot when he moved into the new school as a sophomore.

[joyceface]

Well I think you mixing the two. In HIS culture its still shocking. Also in the world of Hollywood and stardom when you can have all the fat sucked out of a body part that you want it IS shocking. I didn't see the supposed massive touchas I may add.

[joyceface]

When I was a kid on LI we'd take the bus to the mall and the bus would go right through Roosevelt. He is NOT LYING.

[bigkitty]

If he's not lying, then he wouldn't be shocked by seeing a woman built like Nikki Minaj, Serena Williams, or Janet Jackson. I didn't say he had to be attracted to those women. Different strokes for different folks. But, he is SHOCKED whenever he sees a woman with that build (small waist, flat stomach, round butt).

[SouthernListen]

He calls a lot of very attractive white women fat as well.

And it doesn't have to be ghetto to have problems with black kids. I can still remember being chased around the playground for 30 minutes at recess by the entire black contingent at my elementary school (a whopping 4 boys out of several hundred students) for my lunch money. Thankfully they ate a lot of junk and were fat and slow. Fast forward five years and I can still remember the ONLY BLACK KID in his 7th grade class walking up to my smartass friend on the last day of school and slapping him hard in the face. Because apparently he didn't like a joke he'd made at his expense months before. This was in the heart of the South. The school was literally accross the street from preserved antebellum homes. The stereotype that southern kids in the 70's were out harrassing black minorities strikes me as a joke, as if that were true these guys would all have easily been overwhelmed by numbers.

If he's not lying, then he wouldn't be shocked by seeing a woman built like Nikki Minaj, Serena Williams, or Janet Jackson. I didn't say he had to be attracted to those women. Different strokes for different folks. But, he is SHOCKED whenever he sees a woman with that build (small waist, flat stomach, round butt).

[AGT Blows]

I thought Wiggy said the thugs in Roosevelt where Polish.

[Tom Doyers]

No

[AGT Blows]

No

This probably would have been a better smiley.

[Tom Doyers]

This probably would have been a better smiley.

True. Or this one

[Chuck Kongo]

Yes.

And the blacks beat him up every day.

And Howard also banged models in college.

[IlluminatiJones]

Yes.

And the blacks beat him up every day.

And Howard also banged models in college.

And he banged so many chicks during his early DJ days that he "almost got fired".

Or were they not just mere chicks but "models" too? They very well may have followed him from college to his various early DJ gigs because, you know, they couldn't get enough of that Howard-lovin'.





Or maybe they were different models, because all models come in and do voice-over work and modeling for extremely local radio stations.

I like how even his past has evolved, too.

That's got to be a top five all time lie, right up there with not liking blowjobs, agreeing to his AGT deal with "a handshake", not knowing Artie had a drug problem, and Beefus ever being a real model.

[Beth143nacho]

Yes.

And the blacks beat him up every day.

And Howard also banged models in college.

Hes also honest

He also loves his wife

Hes also relevant

[Winst]

He's always calling Rihanna fat and she doesn't even have the stereotypical black woman's butt. What gives? Is it just more of his shtick?

For whatever it's worth......when Howard met Rihanna for the very first time(..lasting first impressions.) at party way back when...she was heavier and
"thicker"(..butt and thighs.) looking than she appears to be now in 2013.

[bigkitty]

For whatever it's worth......when Howard met Rihanna for the very first time(..lasting first impressions.) at party way back when...she was heavier and
"thicker"(..butt and thighs.) looking than she appears to be now in 2013.

She may have been thicker but she's never had a big butt. And even if she did, there's nothing shocking about it. Not if you grew up in a community known for big butts.

That's my point here. I'm not telling the white men and women on this site to appreciate a big butt. Who cares what you appreciate? I'm saying that someone who has been around black folks for an extended amount of time wouldn't be shocked by a big butt just like they wouldn't be shocked by dark skin. It's a very common feature even with women like Minaj who are otherwise quite svelte. I wonder if Howard would have a heart attack if he saw her? Her butt is way bigger than Alicia's or Rihannas.

This isn't about tastes but lies. I think Howard is full of it.

[IlluminatiJones]

She may have been thicker but she's never had a big butt. And even if she did, there's nothing shocking about it. Not if you grew up in a community known for big butts.

That's my point here. I'm not telling the white men and women on this site to appreciate a big butt. Who cares what you appreciate? I'm saying that someone who has been around black folks for an extended amount of time wouldn't be shocked by a big butt just like they wouldn't be shocked by dark skin. It's a very common feature even with women like Minaj who are otherwise quite svelte. I wonder if Howard would have a heart attack if he saw her? Her butt is way bigger than Alicia's or Rihannas.

This isn't about tastes but lies. I think Howard is full of it.

I think it's about Howard's shame in his tiny cock getting lost in all that cushy-goodness.



It's kind of a sexual preemptive strike; I can't have it/please it so I don't like it!

It's how he came up with my signature.

[bigkitty]

I think it's about Howard's shame in his tiny cock getting lost in all that cushy-goodness.



It's kind of a sexual preemptive strike; I can't have it/please it so I don't like it!

It's how he came up with my signature.

Good point.

[Shithead]

Back in the 50's and 60's when he was growing up black women weren't the fat sows they are now