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  1. 02-04-2013, 07:33 PM #21
    Daveindiego
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    I took a rocket to the International Space Station, and actually, I'm still chilling in space.

    I'm helping to conduct some experiments by fucking hot intern chicks to determine the biomechanics of sex in space.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  2. 02-04-2013, 07:37 PM #22
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    I was in a commercial making out with Bar Refaeli
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Me and Obama made a guest appearance then made out with Danica Patrick it was wild
    i thought you filled in for one of Destiny's Children
    "not when he looked so fierce"
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  4. 02-04-2013, 07:45 PM #24
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    I had pork chops and copious amounts of beer
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  5. 02-04-2013, 08:11 PM #25
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    Now I want a pineapple, or maybe a labyboy .
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  6. 02-04-2013, 08:12 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by FOXXXONE View Post
    Now I want a pineapple, or maybe a labyboy .
    ladyboy. a pineapple can't give you a refund if you don't like the taste :wise:
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  7. 02-04-2013, 08:14 PM #27
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    I have heard rumor that Tony Stewart and Danica may be an item? Any truth to this?
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  8. 02-04-2013, 08:25 PM #28
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    I broke my personal record of J/Os in a Super Bowl weekend, so I had a pretty goo time.
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  9. 02-04-2013, 09:18 PM #29
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    i almost puked 4 times
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  10. 02-04-2013, 09:21 PM #30
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    and almost had a panic attack
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  11. 02-04-2013, 09:30 PM #31
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    Lol Dancing Nixon.

    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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  12. 02-05-2013, 07:30 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.
    She's got halitosis, doesnt she?
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  13. 02-05-2013, 07:44 AM #33
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    deos everything smell like pee? i cant wait
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  14. 02-05-2013, 07:59 AM #34
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    I took the space shuttle for a spin, yeah they let me borrow it, and I watched the game from the international space station.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  15. 02-05-2013, 08:08 AM #35
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    First truthful statement in this thread!
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  16. 02-05-2013, 02:46 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.

    How was your super bowl experience?
    Znigger's gonna be PISSED when he reads this.
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