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    I just got back from being in New Orleans at the Super Bowl

    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.

    How was your super bowl experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
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    Me and Obama made a guest appearance then made out with Danica Patrick it was wild
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    That sounds awesome. I missed the game because I was flying an F-18 to Fiona Apple's house.
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.

    How was your super bowl experience?
    I got 2 tones of copper wire from the electrical booth. I don't think anyone noticed since the power was only disrupted for a few minutes.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    I won $3,000 000 playing craps and rented a couple of thai ladybois to do each other while I ate a pineapple

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    I also got Ray Lewis to tell me where the bloody jacket is.

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    Wheres tha pics?
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    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Wheres tha pics?
    Beyonce exposed all my film: she stripped out of her halftime costume and threw it in my face while i was changing rolls.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    I jerked off Ed Reed and took a mouthful of his pearly white cum
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Wheres tha pics?
    Ahh, man. Crazy story....

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    Who won?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    That sounds awesome. I missed the game because I was flying an F-18 to Fiona Apple's house.
    why would you go to that miserable biatches place if you could fly an f-18 anywhere. fail chriza, I expect hot fun pussy, not vengeful moany pussy from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    Who won?
    Did you not read the OP?

    I won. Obvi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.

    How was your super bowl experience?
    Danica Patrick sucked my cock to completion and tossed my salad in her limo in the parking lot of the stadium because she was trying to win me over and get me to escort her into the game. I didn't feel like going inside since the Giants were not playing.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Danica Patrick sucked my cock to completion and tossed my salad in her limo in the parking lot of the stadium because she was trying to win me over and get me to escort her into the game. I didn't feel like going inside since the Giants were not playing.
    OMG. We're Eskimo brothers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    Who won?
    Ed Reed.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    Who won?
    won what?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    Mrs Harbaugh tongue punched my ballon knot

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