Feb 4 Artie Lang Show Listing thread Because Jesus Loves nobody BUT Ray Lewis

[fatstuff]

It was a kinda love/hate sorta show. A weird one.
During Stover's shitdribbling at the start I thought "They've gotta kick this guy off the show after this lame-as-fuck story", but then it turned into a long shit-on-the-twins routine which is good except that I hate the twins so much.
Especially Marie. What a piece of crap.

[IlluminatiJones]

Anyone else think this was the worst show since Artie has been solo? The twins were on for the entire show, and they're unbearable. And somehow Artie says they just got raises.

I don't know if it was the worst, but it was probably the most uneven. I liked the first segment.................even though it did feel a bit forced and fake.....................with Artie yelling and cajoling and trying to "work" the twins for private info, goofing on them all along the way.

I liked how Warren Moon was almost like a bro to Artie. He's the color guy for the Seahawks, which, if they go as far as Vegas thinks they might next season, will still probably mean nothing at all for the show.

But Artie's either too ass-kissy or too attacky, and never the twain shall meet. Take Warren Moon for example: he's got his own little domesticy situation in his past, but will Artie ever bring that up?

No.

And the things Siragusa said last week about the gays could have definitely been blown up into something, but Artie would never "go there" with him. He's also never seriously grilled him about steroids.

To top it off Artie closes the show by announcing Stover is "officially part of the family now." Stover somehow has the level of comfort where he feels it is acceptable for him to attempt humor. I liked Ben Lyons the most, followed closely by Mannix as co-hosts. Stover has gotten worse every show. Initially I thought he could play a straight man who tees it up for Artie every once in a while, but he actually thinks he has interesting things to say.

Yeah, he's a real problem.

Has he always had that PROFESSIONAL.RADIO.ANNOUNCERS.VOICE., or did it just get worse this week?

Talk like you talk, jerkoff.................not how you think somebody on the radio should talk.

For this Stover experiment to really work, that girlfriend of his needs to start shooting ping-pong balls out of various orifices.

Is it really that hard of a formula? Artie riffs for a while, Artie and Bocchetti go back and forth, bash Dan, take calls, have good comedians on for interviews/conversations (Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, etc.). Rinse and repeat.

I'd like to see some more regular callers. The show takes calls so little and irregularly that the quality of callers generally blow.

Welcome, Klein. Please don't mistake any anti-semetic posts I may have made earlier today for my true feelings towards "your people".

[mpa]

Yea, Siragusa needs to be smarter than calling gays creepy or whatever word he used - he's on the number 2 fox broadcast team and has a show on a channel watched by fags and fag hags.

[Mike]

[IlluminatiJones]

Yea, Siragusa needs to be smarter than calling gays creepy or whatever word he used - he's on the number 2 fox broadcast team and has a show on a channel watched by fags and fag hags.

I believe the word was "weirdos".

Do you remember his team....................and it had to be him specifically, because he's the one down on the field...........................got in trouble a few years back with a Cowboys' fan?

You know that old black dude at the Cowboys' home games who dresses like an old cowboy; the big ironically nigger-hatin' hat, chaps, I think a rope on the belt................the whole nine. You know that guy? I think he's got glasses, maybe a mustache. Anyway, Tony's team................and I'm just speculating when I say it was Tony specifically.......................told that retard he won a truck. And then they handed him a matchbox truck and just laughed at his retarded ass.

So the cowboy dude gets all bent out of shape to the point where Fox actually had to pony up a truck to shut him up.

I have no point to all this; I just remembered that story.

When Siragusa first came on he would say absolutely nothing. Now that he's loosened up a bit I find myself longing for those early days.

[mpa]

yea that's it, wiedros. The flits must not be cataloguing Artie shows or there would have been a brouhaha about that - that's more offensive

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Ugh, really, they got raises? Wow, that's great now they can afford more dollies for their heads!

Producer Shane Elrod was busting on them during one if the live commercial look-ins once last week that the reason they always wear the granny doilies is because they don't have much of their real hair left, ie, they were extensions..

[Undercarriage]

this guy is the most boring and un-entertaining radio personality I've ever listened to. Everything seems so forced and awkward with him and he's just such a one-note guy. Last week when Saragusa was on he said it best.."does this guy ever talk?"

Exactly right! I just finished the show and couldn't believe the "officially part of the family" in the last segment. Jesus fucking Christ what has this guy brought to the table to be on this show?

Also funny at the end of his segment last week, Shearer going "and whoever you are" as he was leaving when Snoozer hadn;t spoken two words during the interview

[Undercarriage]

Fuck this I'm gonna hope Artie just meant it as a thank you for helping on such a big week for the show.

[mpa]

hope so, no reason to just shove him in there after 2 or 3 weeks. I thought nepotism boy with the shiny white teeth was better at engaging Artie and throwing soft toss, and talking about movies and such which artie actually knows something about