Feb 4 Artie Lang Show Listing thread Because Jesus Loves nobody BUT Ray Lewis

[Mike]

Lol snoop me and the twiiiins. Said he was going to loosen them up.

[Mike]

Break! Break! We have another d-list celebrity from Chicago that I booked

[Ipokesmot]

Lol snoop me and the twiiiins. Said he was going to loosen them up.

I'll loosen up both of them with my 10 incher.

[Mugsysam]

I didn't catch the start of the show, and I am listening to the replay now with the Twins, and I know I am stating something that has been said many times before, but Christ Almighty they are annoying.

[JB50]

I didn't catch the start of the show, and I am listening to the replay now with the Twins, and I know I am stating something that has been said many times before, but Christ Almighty they are annoying.

Artie pulled the trigger on hiring those bitches way too quick. They should have done a bunch of humiliating shit BEFORE they got hired. He always acts like hes gonna get his cock wet doing shit for bitches and it almost never pays off.

[Mugsysam]

Artie pulled the trigger on hiring those bitches way too quick. They should have done a bunch of humiliating shit BEFORE they got hired. He always acts like hes gonna get his cock wet doing shit for bitches and it almost never pays off.

I had to shut off that whole segment about which ever twin it was that met a guy. It was excruciating to listen too. I can not stand when you have to pull teeth to get just the simplest answer out of someone.

And while yes, they are pretty girls, they aren't really "eye" candy for the guys that watch the TV show because they dress like they just rolled out of bed half the time. I mean, come on girls, your are on TV every night. There are women around the country that would kill for the opportunity you were given and dress the part. I am not saying "slut" it up, but how about actually combing your hair and wearing something other than your grandmother's doily in it every night?

[JB50]

I had to shut off that whole segment about which ever twin it was that met a guy. It was excruciating to listen too. I can not stand when you have to pull teeth to get just the simplest answer out of someone.

And while yes, they are pretty girls, they aren't really "eye" candy for the guys that watch the TV show because they dress like they just rolled out of bed half the time. I mean, come on girls, your are on TV every night. There are women around the country that would kill for the opportunity you were given and dress the part. I am not saying "slut" it up, but how about actually combing your hair and wearing something other than your grandmother's doily in it every night?

No tits, no deal.

[mpa]

You have to be fucking kidding me, Pasty Tits tells some fake story to open up the show after Artie was at the superbowl last week.

[mpa]

and god I hate fruits and broads that have to attach I was there with my boy/girlfriend. Who gives a fuck? Did s/he perform open heart surgery day? Stop a mugging? No, his girlfriend has the personality of a walnut, we'll assume she's there being insanely boring.

[mpa]

i can't stand Marie, it's not even fun or funny to hear her get shit on because she's such a cunt

[Doobster]

I find it funny and not surprising how Stover was saying they all ignored him at the party. I'm sure everyone feels the same way about him and dont want to hang around him or his girlfriend when they dont have to. And he said he went out 1 night while he was in New Orleans. Really? Try and enjoy yourself a little man! You're in New Orleans for the Super Bowl on DirectTv's dime and all you wanna do is sit in your hotel room? That's lame as shit! Doesn't surprise me though, this guy is the most boring and un-entertaining radio personality I've ever listened to. Everything seems so forced and awkward with him and he's just such a one-note guy. Last week when Saragusa was on he said it best.."does this guy ever talk?" And that whole segment with the twins and Artie trying to figure out what went down with her and that guy was brutal. Nobody cares and it dragged on for way too long.

[NoddinOff]

Iabout actually combing your hair and wearing something other than your grandmother's doily in it every night?

Ugh I hate that fucking doily. When it looks like you are wearing granny panties on your head I think its time to find a new look.

[NoddinOff]

Oh and Ive said it before but if you hadnt already noticed pay attention to the look on liz's face, she is a female babba booey, she literaly cannot close her lips because of her giant fucking horse teeth, always has this stupid fucking huge grin on her face with every single one of her giant teeth showing.

[IlluminatiJones]

I had to shut off that whole segment about which ever twin it was that met a guy. It was excruciating to listen too. I can not stand when you have to pull teeth to get just the simplest answer out of someone.

And while yes, they are pretty girls, they aren't really "eye" candy for the guys that watch the TV show because they dress like they just rolled out of bed half the time. I mean, come on girls, your are on TV every night. There are women around the country that would kill for the opportunity you were given and dress the part. I am not saying "slut" it up, but how about actually combing your hair and wearing something other than your grandmother's doily in it every night?

I agree about the "pulling teeth to get answers out of her" thing being annoying..............like she's an extra-special princess or something.

But if you missed that segment you missed a great line by one of the twins.

After they brought up the fact that one of them almost got hit by a trolley down in New Orleans, she Chicago-screeched:

"Nobody told me trolleys don't stop!!!"



And these bitches just got raises, apparently.

[Mugsysam]

I agree about the "pulling teeth to get answers out of her" thing being annoying..............like she's an extra-special princess or something.

But if you missed that segment you missed a great line by one of the twins.

After they brought up the fact that one of them almost got hit by a trolley down in New Orleans, she Chicago-screeched:

"Nobody told me trolleys don't stop!!!"



And these bitches just got raises, apparently.

Ugh, really, they got raises? Wow, that's great now they can afford more dollies for their heads!

[kev]

I just started listening, did anyone notice they used Nick's "no dummy!" sound drop in the beginning of the show? Kinda surprised they'd use that.

[Klein]

Anyone else think this was the worst show since Artie has been solo? The twins were on for the entire show, and they're unbearable. And somehow Artie says they just got raises.

To top it off Artie closes the show by announcing Stover is "officially part of the family now." Stover somehow has the level of comfort where he feels it is acceptable for him to attempt humor. I liked Ben Lyons the most, followed closely by Mannix as co-hosts. Stover has gotten worse every show. Initially I thought he could play a straight man who tees it up for Artie every once in a while, but he actually thinks he has interesting things to say.

Is it really that hard of a formula? Artie riffs for a while, Artie and Bocchetti go back and forth, bash Dan, take calls, have good comedians on for interviews/conversations (Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, etc.). Rinse and repeat.

I'd like to see some more regular callers. The show takes calls so little and irregularly that the quality of callers generally blow.

[yetaca]

I just started listening, did anyone notice they used Nick's "no dummy!" sound drop in the beginning of the show? Kinda surprised they'd use that.

Yeah, that got my attention too. Didn't Artie use Nick's name as a joke with the twins in hour 3 also? "Rhymes with Shmapaolo"

[Gunnar]

Anyone else think this was the worst show since Artie has been solo? The twins were on for the entire show, and they're unbearable. And somehow Artie says they just got raises.

To top it off Artie closes the show by announcing Stover is "officially part of the family now." Stover somehow has the level of comfort where he feels it is acceptable for him to attempt humor. I liked Ben Lyons the most, followed closely by Mannix as co-hosts. Stover has gotten worse every show. Initially I thought he could play a straight man who tees it up for Artie every once in a while, but he actually thinks he has interesting things to say.

Is it really that hard of a formula? Artie riffs for a while, Artie and Bocchetti go back and forth, bash Dan, take calls, have good comedians on for interviews/conversations (Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, etc.). Rinse and repeat.

I'd like to see some more regular callers. The show takes calls so little and irregularly that the quality of callers generally blow.

One spark of hope is that Stover referred to himself as a guest co-host during one of the live look-ins.

G.

[fatstuff]

Anyone else think this was the worst show since Artie has been solo? The twins were on for the entire show, and they're unbearable. And somehow Artie says they just got raises.

To top it off Artie closes the show by announcing Stover is "officially part of the family now." Stover somehow has the level of comfort where he feels it is acceptable for him to attempt humor. I liked Ben Lyons the most, followed closely by Mannix as co-hosts. Stover has gotten worse every show. Initially I thought he could play a straight man who tees it up for Artie every once in a while, but he actually thinks he has interesting things to say.

Is it really that hard of a formula? Artie riffs for a while, Artie and Bocchetti go back and forth, bash Dan, take calls, have good comedians on for interviews/conversations (Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, etc.). Rinse and repeat.

I'd like to see some more regular callers. The show takes calls so little and irregularly that the quality of callers generally blow.

Wow, that's a long lurk. Anyway, well said!

I just about spat my Ricola halfway across the room when I caught that line about the Stove being "officially part of the family now".
Hopefully its just a throwaway line like when he referred to "the great John Avello".

They definitely need to take more calls.