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  1. 02-04-2013, 05:00 PM #1
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    Do you have sexual problems?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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  2. 02-04-2013, 05:01 PM #2
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    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk Im a dick and pretty much worthless

    I see.
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.
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  4. 02-04-2013, 05:03 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
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  6. 02-04-2013, 05:06 PM #6
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    My problem is I'm not getting enough sex. Women of the saloon, please help.
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  7. 02-04-2013, 05:06 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
    Plus you have cock bumps.
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  8. 02-04-2013, 05:13 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Degenerate
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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  9. 02-04-2013, 05:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
    It's funny that you should say this, KingofCanader.

    The same shit happens with me.

    Fuckin' chicks'll scream like I'm a porn star.

    Love that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLZ callmeTED View Post
    It's funny that you should say this, KingofCanader.

    The same shit happens with me.

    Fuckin' chicks'll scream like I'm a porn star.

    Love that shit.
    It's just how we do, PLZ,callmeTED.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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  11. 02-04-2013, 05:19 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    It's just how we do, PLZ,callmeTED.
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  12. 02-04-2013, 05:40 PM #12
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    im not having sex at all, how can u help me?
    Soy un completo incompleto si me giro y no te veo...
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  13. 02-04-2013, 05:50 PM #13
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    my biggest sexual problem is that slippy is in another country
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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  14. 02-04-2013, 05:52 PM #14
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    I'm too giving in the bedroom, so I rarely get completely satisfied.
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  15. 02-04-2013, 05:53 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    I'm too giving in the bedroom, so I rarely get completely satisfied.
    Have you talked to yer boyfriend about thizz..?


    OHHHHH!
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.
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  16. 02-04-2013, 05:55 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Have you talked to yer boyfriend about thizz..?


    OHHHHH!
    He doesn't like penis.
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    Successful thread.
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  18. 02-04-2013, 06:13 PM #18
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    Im small. I cant get an erection but I can cum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Im small. I cant get an erection but I can cum.
    Sorry, problems only in this thread
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  20. 02-04-2013, 06:18 PM #20
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