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    So Sinsurr
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    Do you have sexual problems?

    The men and women of Dawg's Saloon will hep you.

    We are standing by, awaiting your post.

    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk Im a dick and pretty much worthless

    I see.
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    My problem is I'm not getting enough sex. Women of the saloon, please help.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    When I'm drunk my dick is pretty much worthless
    Plus you have cock bumps.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Degenerate
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I often can't come if I'm too drunk, but that's fucking WIN. I can pound like a fucking savage so the bitch ain't gon walk the next day, and then I'll just call it when she's properly wrecked. Then I get my nut off the next morning.
    It's funny that you should say this, KingofCanader.

    The same shit happens with me.

    Fuckin' chicks'll scream like I'm a porn star.

    Love that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLZ callmeTED View Post
    It's funny that you should say this, KingofCanader.

    The same shit happens with me.

    Fuckin' chicks'll scream like I'm a porn star.

    Love that shit.
    It's just how we do, PLZ,callmeTED.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    It's just how we do, PLZ,callmeTED.

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    im not having sex at all, how can u help me?
    Soy un completo incompleto si me giro y no te veo...

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    my biggest sexual problem is that slippy is in another country
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    I'm too giving in the bedroom, so I rarely get completely satisfied.
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    mojo is a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    I'm too giving in the bedroom, so I rarely get completely satisfied.
    Have you talked to yer boyfriend about thizz..?


    OHHHHH!
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Have you talked to yer boyfriend about thizz..?


    OHHHHH!
    He doesn't like penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    mojo is a real man.

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    Successful thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    mojo is a real man.

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    Im small. I cant get an erection but I can cum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Im small. I cant get an erection but I can cum.
    Sorry, problems only in this thread
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    I cum quick
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