5 year old hostage in Alabama bunker is safe!

[Gusbuss]

But bad guy is dead, from HLN news.

[Tom Doyers]

Is his butthole the same size?

[1Vegasgirl]

That's good news. Thank God.

[chuk]

Jon Hein will be pleased to hear this.

[Icculus]

I hope this was some super elaborate swat procedure.

[The Snork]

Motherfucker was locked in a small room with a 5 year old for almost a week, probably blew his own brains out.

[ohmicah]

One of the guys on Fox credited his show for stretching 4 minutes of news into an hour.

[HooHoo]

Jon Hein will be pleased to hear this.

[Scarfo]

Is his butthole the same size?

Perhaps he only sucked his schween like Michael Jackson.

[SouthernListen]

Motherfucker was locked in a small room with a 5 year old for almost a week, probably blew his own brains out.

An autistic one at that. I have an autistic nephew. One time he wanted on the computer and his little sister wouldn't let him. He grabbed a sharp stick and was headed back to stab her when we intercepted him. Shoot me if I ever have to deal with that 24/7.

[SouthernListen]

Oh yeah, anyone catch Libermann referring to him as "that beautiful/gorgeous little boy" on his 5pm news show today? They had better be cutting that one out and saving it.