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    Horrible contests

    Apparently this was a "tournament of champions" installment of dumber than a box or rocks. However, one of the players never even played before! They can't even get these shitty bits right. They have all of these stupid contests, and they can't get anyone to participate. They have to resort to bringing in whackpackers for prettiest penis contest, etc. You would think they would realize that 1) These ideas are so stupid, they can't even find 3 people in their "20 million" listeners to participate. Or 2) No one is listening to this crap anymore. Or 3) Both. Yet they seem so oblivious to it and Hein and Booey slobber all over themselves talking about what a great contest it was.

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    Things will improve tomorrow after the big reorganization meeting.

    Howard will start doing two day a week shows with AGT in the way and he will be asking the rest of his staff
    to work 6 days a week instead of 5 in an attempt to improve his show.
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    God, I wish they would stop trying. The more they try, the worse the show is. If you are a horrible singer, then singing even louder only makes you sound worse. Same thing with the "comedy" talents of THSS.

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    They're not oblivious to it and they know how to fix it, they just can't get Wiggy to go along with it - or they're fearful of fallout if they tell him to his face.

    The fix is easy. His former listeners didn't stop listening to radio, they just stopped listening to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rilagent View Post
    They're not oblivious to it and they know how to fix it, they just can't get Wiggy to go along with it - or they're fearful of fallout if they tell him to his face.

    The fix is easy. His former listeners didn't stop listening to radio, they just stopped listening to him.
    No way do they know how to fix it. These idiots think that sandusky claus and baby kanye are funny. Those are NOT Howard's doing. There is NO hope with the current crap of "talent" at THSS. The harder the try, the worse the show will get.

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    Seeing as how NO ONE has posted pix of today's whores and it's fucking 2:20


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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    No way do they know how to fix it. These idiots think that sandusky claus and baby kanye are funny. Those are NOT Howard's doing. There is NO hope with the current crap of "talent" at THSS. The harder the try, the worse the show will get.
    Sure they do. Howard has to become involved. HE has to start going to writing meetings. He has to be involved in production of bits like he used to. He has to do prep. Howard has to rehearse. Howard has to spend money and hire a real writer(s). Howard has to fill that 3rd chair. Howard has to remove the PC Libtard shackles from himself and the crew.

    They know the answer isn't getting Mordred up and running so JD can get his input it or Sabean getting another show on the channel that meets the sole criteria of having $0 budget and no synergy with the HSS.

    They all know this. It's that's not hard.

    And yes, they are idiots, but in the past, when the show was great, most of these idiots were in place, but they weren't responsible for the quality of the show - just the mechanics.

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    Aren't these the same pigs as the last rocks game?

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    "I'd hug you but I'm a married man"

    Way to be edgy, Wig.

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    It's just like all the other boring predictable content that we've come to expect from the Stern Show. They find something that's mildly amusing and repeat it over and over again (each time getting worse) until eveyone hates it. Their laziness and lack of talent and imagination is more obvious every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcquiringSignal View Post
    "I'd hug you but I'm a married man"

    Way to be edgy, Wig.
    Married I'll give him but no way is he a man anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rilagent View Post
    Aren't these the same pigs as the last rocks game?
    Yes, this was a "tournament of champions" edition. In other words, they couldn't find any new whores.

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    Yes, this was a "tournament of champions" edition. In other words, they couldn't find any new whores.
    How lame!

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    Listening to the replay now and laughing for the first time today because right after the Box of Rocks bit Wiggy did his "monologue". It's hilarious when he tries to pretend the ghost-written stuff is his own thoughts. Today's version is even more clumsy and unfunny than usual.

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    2 words.....Morning Zoo Radio
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    How much can Stern possibly care about content when this morning's contest would have been good in the 1980's. I had to stop listening, as did most of you. If Howchie doesn't take correction at all, any new ideas are not heard. It sucks out loud to even hear that they were going to have another 'game' on and that they are looking for hot chicks for yet another contest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    It's just like all the other boring predictable content that we've come to expect from the Stern Show. They find something that's mildly amusing and repeat it over and over again (each time getting worse) until eveyone hates it. Their laziness and lack of talent and imagination is more obvious every day.
    Agreed. I used to kind of like the "Dumb as a Box of Rocks" contests, but after the 100,000th time, it got a bit repetitive.

    I baled right after it started and switched over to internet radio (underground hip hop on a German channel)...

    I DO appreciate the pixs of the girls, which satisfied my curiousity as to how skanky one or more of them were, and I knew I'd see them on Dawg's...
    Last edited by SalsMasterShake; 02-04-2013 at 03:50 PM.

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    the spelling game...comedy gold
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time Bandit View Post
    the spelling game...comedy gold
    Oh, I'm sure you haven't heard the last of that one...

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