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    I kinda want to kill people.

    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Keep Calm and Fak U
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    I had fried chicken yesterday
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    I wish I had guns.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I had fried chicken yesterday
    I've heard that shit isn't good for you.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    You leave the small puppies alone
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    Basement is covered, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post
    You leave the small puppies alone
    That really was a little out of line.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I had fried chicken yesterday
    I had beef fajitas.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust!
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    How many of those things haven't you done at one point or another in your life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Basement is covered, eh?
    I try to be human about shit, while dealing with drippings that fall off of an infested cunt.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Gumdrop! Time to thrust!
    Never gets old
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
    Take me with you.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I try to be human about shit, while dealing with drippings that fall off of an infested cunt.
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Never gets old
    I'm confused. Let's fuck.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
    what did those innocent bridges ever do to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    what did those innocent bridges ever do to you?
    Go suck a lemon.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charon View Post
    How many of those things haven't you done at one point or another in your life?
    None. I've smacked both my puppy and my kid on the ass at one point, and the rest I've never denied, and have a criminal record for.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Never gets old
    OMG, hai Chorizo!
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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