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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    what did those innocent bridges ever do to you?
    It was just one bridge.

    It got in my way.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
    I will send you a list of people you can "take care of"
    No puppies though.

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    None. I've smacked both my puppy and my kid on the ass at one point, and the rest I've never denied, and have a criminal record for.
    Burn down another shed. Maybe a neighbor's this time. See how that makes you feel.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    None. I've smacked both my puppy and my kid on the ass at one point, and the rest I've never denied, and have a criminal record for.
    Leave the puppies alone, evil woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    OMG, hai Chorizo!
    I love the movie Traffic
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Awwwwwwww.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I love the movie Traffic
    I need to eat something.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Go suck a lemon.
    Son!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    It was just one bridge.

    It got in my way.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    bump LoL Chrizer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I need to eat something.
    *ziiiip*
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    It was just one bridge.

    It got in my way.
    oh my.. have you told us this story before?

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    nothing about cats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I wish I had guns.
    and that probably why you shouldn't have any slip.

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    when the next mass shooting happens and Slippy is the shooter...don't say the warnings weren't there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
    Note to self: "Do not go see Slippy today, she barely likes me as a frog"

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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    Where did slippy go? The rampage has started!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
    Cool. Have you picked out the soundtrack music yet?

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    You will be institutionalized after this.

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    I enjoy breakfast for dinner and sports radio.

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