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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    What do I gotta repeat the same killer jokes?
    that gash one was pretty solid
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Hi pals...
    Morning dough

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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    Morning dough
    How are you, brother?
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    that gash one was pretty solid

    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    I bet it's been years since you cleaned out that gash of yours
    It was.

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    Anyone else stay up and watch the game? I did and I feel it this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    that gash one was pretty solid
    This is why people fear me
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    How are you, brother?
    I am doing fine, trying not let the bastards get to me.

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    i dont know anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    See? This is why they pay you the big bucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I was just making breakfast.
    Poached egg on Pringles is definitely an interesting breakfast, I'll give you that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    Morning pretty lady, I am sitting here drinking coffee listening to ELP. That song took me back to a crazy period in my life.
    fucker

    hi dough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    This is why people fear me
    Ok, that made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Anyone else stay up and watch the game? I did and I feel it this morning.
    I let the tape machine run while I was sleeping

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Anyone else stay up and watch the game? I did and I feel it this morning.
    i only made i thru half tome show

    got less than 3 hours sleep

    my team won

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    This is why people fear me
    I am beginning to fear you now because you actually think people fear you.

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    Man I am just SICK of working. Jesus Christ! And you got nincompoops like Beth who hit the lottery by becoming a beard for a gay jew and she WANTS to go to work! Lie back for 30 seconds, have that fish breathed old man shoot his goop into you and go count the money on the dresser, sweetheart! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    So what happened? Was there like a big football game on yesterday or something?
    Thank Obama

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    I bet that power failure was a job action. Somebody didn't "pay somebody" if ya dig what I'm sayin, mm hmm. That be some crazy sheet city, by yiminy.
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Man I am just SICK of working. Jesus Christ! And you got nincompoops like Beth who hit the lottery by becoming a beard for a gay jew and she WANTS to go to work! Lie back for 30 seconds, have that fish breathed old man shoot his goop into you and go count the money on the dresser, sweetheart! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
    we are the unlucky ones

    shut it and go to work!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    we are the unlucky ones

    shut it and go to work!!!

    I read that in Clint eastwood's voice
    Thank Obama

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