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  1. 02-04-2013, 03:00 AM #1
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    The Dawgs Breakfast

    Yes you have to work, take shit to make that money. At times you feel like a slave because you have to take shit from some asshole who like to give you shit for the sake of giving you shit and there not a fucking thing you about it but bitch and moan. Stay warm in the game of life to keep you from melting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    Yes you have to work, take shit to make that money. At times you feel like a slave because you have to take shit from some asshole who like to give you shit for the sake of giving you shit and there not a fucking thing you about it but bitch and moan. Stay warm in the game of life to keep you from melting down.
    soooo warm
    you can be first, right after me
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  3. 02-04-2013, 03:05 AM #3
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    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today
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    G'morning Fucker.

    Gilaet stole your thunder this morning.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.
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  5. 02-04-2013, 03:08 AM #5
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    That's the spirit. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and plug on ahead. Kyoodohs!
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  6. 02-04-2013, 03:09 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    G'morning Fucker.

    Gilaet stole your thunder this morning.
    I was just making breakfast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    G'morning Fucker.

    Gilaet stole your thunder this morning.
    Morning Slippy.


    As long he has fun with, I don't mind.
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  8. 02-04-2013, 03:13 AM #8
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  9. 02-04-2013, 03:15 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    G'morning Fucker.

    Gilaet stole your thunder this morning.
    I do it all the time. (when Fucker doesn't show up)


    Morning folks.
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  10. 02-04-2013, 03:16 AM #10
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    im starting over


    good morning

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  11. 02-04-2013, 03:17 AM #11
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    What do I gotta repeat the same killer jokes?
    Thank Obama
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  12. 02-04-2013, 03:18 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    What do I gotta repeat the same killer jokes?
    Please do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    I have that album. I haven't heard it in many of years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    What do I gotta repeat the same killer jokes?
    No, you can use the crappy ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    What do I gotta repeat the same killer jokes?
    use the # joke system to make it easier

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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Please do.
    Fuck off Hitler


    <<<<<audience laughter>>>>
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    im starting over


    good morning

    Morning pretty lady, I am sitting here drinking coffee listening to ELP. That song took me back to a crazy period in my life.
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  19. 02-04-2013, 03:21 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    use the # joke system to make it easier

    See? This is why they pay you the big bucks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Fuck off Hitler


    <<<<<audience laughter>>>>
    It kills in France.
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