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    So God made a vaccuum salesman...


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    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    Negative rep.



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    You didn't even make that. THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i used to hate schmoopy but then just the other day i thought that i should like him because he's a human being, so i started to like him.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Not clicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

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    The vacuum salesman is a dying breed.
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    The vacuum salesman is a dying breed.
    that's because they've finally found something that can do the job of a vacuum cleaner salesman but for less money: putting it on a shelf.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    The vacuum salesman is a dying breed.
    We're all dying breeds. We start to die the second we're born.

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    for the record, he's also a vacuum repairman
    useful skill

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    I'm able to repair everything on our website and every brand of vacuum.

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    love my Kirby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'm able to repair everything on our website and every brand of vacuum.
    Would you say you're a suction specialist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'm able to repair everything on our website and every brand of vacuum.
    the average person doesn't get their vacuum repaired. you cater to oldies.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    The average person doesn't even know their vacuum is belt driven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Would you say you're a suction specialist?
    I know suckage and your posts and threads suck, shit mult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The average person doesn't even know their vacuum is belt driven.
    I have a Dyson. I think it's powered by some kind of advanced alien technology.

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