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    JB posts like a drunk Mario with a better vocabulary and spelling.

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    JB posts like a drunk Mario with a better vocabulary and spelling.
    Gee whiz.

    Thats about the sweetiest, most awesomeist thing anybodys ever said to me.



    how big is your cock??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    you're canadain?

    find the ladder, sting up a rope and hang yourself.
    How does one "sting up a rope"?

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    No ladder for you. We installed a special firemans pole on hopes you'll pole dance.
    Do I have to share it with the other Canadians? I don't want to dance on any pole that Hal/naz or Blair have rubbed themselves against. *shudders*
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    There's a ladder?

    Nobody tells me anything. I'm pretty sure it's cause I'm Canadian.
    No, it's because you're a nutbag who goes off on rants when she even a kernel of a factoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    Gee whiz.

    Thats about the sweetiest, most awesomeist thing anybodys ever said to me.



    how big is your cock??
    shit just got real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    How does one "sting up a rope"?



    Do I have to share it with the other Canadians? I don't want to dance on any pole that Hal/naz or Blair have rubbed themselves against. *shudders*
    Lever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    you're canadain?

    find the ladder, sting up a rope and hang yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    Gee whiz.

    Thats about the sweetiest, most awesomeist thing anybodys ever said to me.



    how big is your cock??
    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    JB posts like a drunk Mario with a better vocabulary and spelling.
    I respectfully disagree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Lever?
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that's just not even nice wicked!!!!!!!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    No, it's because you're a nutbag who goes off on rants when she even a kernel of a factoid.


    I'm sorry, I don't speak dumbass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    I'm sorry, I don't speak dumbass.
    need my help with the translations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    need my help with the translations?
    Native language for you?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Native language for you?
    dumbass is more eloquaint than candian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    dumbass is more eloquaint than candian.
    I think I need a dumbass dictionary. "eloquaint" and "candian" must be part of your foreign tongue

    Sorry, I'm simply not understanding the dialect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    I'm fluent in drunk if you need a translator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I'm fluent in drunk if you need a translator.
    Drunkenese is the only language that gives me the credibility to say that I'm bi-lingual.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    If I fall asleep while driving and perish, tell my kids I love them, and tell my wife, and I quote, "Pwned! No life insurance!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    If I fall asleep while driving and perish, tell my kids I love them, and tell my wife, and I quote, "Pwned! No life insurance!"
    Who will get dinner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    If I fall asleep while driving and perish, tell my kids I love them, and tell my wife, and I quote, "Pwned! No life insurance!"
    your wife any good looking?

    i can be your kids new daddy.

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    Hi Sally
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Hi Sally

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